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April 10, 2026
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"Micky Dolenz - Micky"
"Logan Ramsey - Officer Faye Lapid"
"John Hoffman - The Sexfiend"
"Carol Doda - Sally Silicone"
"Bearded Man: Skunk bait. That's what the world is full of; that's what it's based on. That's what this economy is based on."
"Abraham Sofaer - Swami"
"Lee Kolima - Guard"
"Linda Weaver - Lover Secretary"
"[choosing Sonny Liston to box against] Great, I'll have a go at him. You won't hurt my face, will ya? Million dollar head, this."
"Annette Funicello - Teresa/Minnie"
"David Jones - Davy"
"Peter Tork - Peter"
"Meagan Good as Linda Jackson"
"Christina Applegate as Veronica Corningstone-Burgundy"
"James Marsden as Jack Lime"
"Paul Rudd as Brian Fantana"
"David Koechner as Champ Kind"
"Kristen Wiig as Chani"
"John C. Reilly as the ghost of Stonewall Jackson"
"Entertainment Tonight Anchor (Tina Fey): I'm so horny."
"CBC Anchors (Jim Carrey and Marion Cotillard): Sorry."
"Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy"
"I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay."
"They call bats, "Chicken of the cave.""
"Steve Carell as Brick Tamland"
"Fred Willard as Edward "Ed" Harken"
"Kanye West as Wesley Jackson, MTV News anchor"
"It's pronounced Sawn Dee-Ayy-Go."
"The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable."
"I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I'm wrong."
"I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me."
"If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it."
"Andre the Giant gave a surprising nimble foot rub."
"You made one mistake today. You messed with somebody from San Diego."
"Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don't follow the NBA!"
"By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!"
"I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability?"
"Chris Parnell as Garth Holliday"
"The greatest city in the history of the Earth."
"Sacha Baron Cohen as a BBC News anchor"
"Drake as a Ron Burgundy fan"
"Kirsten Dunst as El Trousias, Maiden of the Clouds"
"Tina Fey as Jill Jansen, Entertainment News co-anchor"
"Amy Poehler as Wendy Van Peel, Entertainment News co-anchor"
"Harrison Ford as Mack Tannen"
"Vince Vaughn as Wes Mantooth"
"Will Smith as Jeff Bullington, ESPN anchor"
"Judah Nelson as Walter Burgundy"
"Dylan Baker as Freddie Shapp"
"Greg Kinnear as Gary"