Comedy Films

"A story of premature reincarnation."

"Didn't your momma ever tell you to carry an extra handcuff key?"

"Chris Rock - Lance Barton"

"Shut up before I crush you with my wallet!"

"Regina King - Sontee Jenkins"

"Mario Joyner - Apollo M.C."

"From now on, we need to make a new slogan. If you get shot in the head, you get a bed. If you head is bloody, we're your buddy."

"Gemma Arterton - Desiree"

"I had a hard enough time trying to get this girl as a rich white man. Do you know how hard it's going to be to try to get her as a broke black man?"

"January Jones - Elenore"

"My father's so cheap... that when we went to bed, he'd unplug the alarm clocks. "You can't tell time when you are asleep.""

"Jack Davenport - Domenic Twatt"

"Talulah Riley -Marianne"

"[after learning that he wasn't supposed to die] You killed me! You killed me! You killed me!"

"Emma Thompson - Charlotte"

"Kenneth Branagh - Sir Alistair Dormandy"

"Stephen Tobolowsky as FBI Agent Chuck Stupak"

"Sinead Matthews - Miss C"

"Tiger Woods, Y'all, Tiger Woods, Y'all! Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger Woods, Y'all!"

"Charles Matthew Blake - Charles Wellington III"

"Ralph Brown - Bob Silver"

"Ike Hamilton - Harold"

"Will Adamsdale - John Mayford"

"Rhys Ifans - Gavin Kavanagh"

"Bill Nighy - Quentin"

"Nick Frost - DJ Dave"

"On air. Off shore. Out of control."

"Philip Seymour Hoffman - The Count"

"Tom Brooke - Kevin"

"Tom Sturridge - Carl"

"I believe the technical term is a fuckload of boats!"

"'How about it?' How about this? Try and fuck your way out of this one Mark!"

"Think of me when you cum!"

"1 Boat. 8 DJs. No Morals."

"Open your knees and feel the breeze, because Gavin's back to stay!"

"They rocked. They rolled. Then they sank."

"Rhys Darby - Angus Nutsford"

"Now it's just you and me, and I'm looking right up your skirt."

"You know, a few months ago, I made a terrible mistake. I realized something, and instead of crushing the thought the moment it came I... I let it hang on, and now I know it to be true. And I'm afraid it's stuck in my head forever. These are the best days of our lives. It's a terrible thing to know, but I know it."

"To all our listeners, this is what I have to say - God bless you all. And as for you bastards in charge, don't dream it's over. Years will come, years will go, and politicians will do fuck all to make the world a better place. But all over the world, young men and young women will always dream dreams and put those dreams into song. Nothing important dies tonight, just a few ugly guys on a crappy ship. The only sadness tonight is that, in future years, there'll be so many fantastic songs that it will not be our privilege to play. But, believe you me, they will still be written, they will still be sung and they will be the wonder of the world."

"Because if you shoot a bullet, someone dies. When you drop a bomb, many die. You hit a woman, love dies. But if you say the f-word, nothing actually happens."

"I find alcohol rather sharpens my mind..."

"Earl Billings - Capt. Giles"

"Ian Tracey - Caylor Reese"

"Sometimes, just sometimes, I think I should be called 'Clever Kevin'."

"Jackson Davies - FBI Agent Lusk"

"Aidan Quinn - Richard "Stick" Montgomery"

"Madeleine Stowe - Maria McGuire"

"Emilio Estevez - Det. Bill Reimers"

"Forest Whitaker - Det. Jack Pismo"