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April 10, 2026
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"(really upset) Somebody ran my brother down in a horse-drawn carriage. I'm gonna find whoever did it, and hurt them."
"Jenna Dewan - Tamara Riley"
"Gil Hacohen - Patrick"
"Melissa Elias - Kisha"
"Chad Faust - Jesse"
"Claudette Mink - Mrs. Allison Natolly"
"Katie Stuart - Chloe"
"Matthew Marsden - Mr. Bill Natolly"
"Revenge Has A Killer Body."
"She's back."
"Karma's a bitch."
"Sorry, Mrs. Natolly. Tamara wants you dead."
"[answers the phone] Sorry, Sean can't come to the phone right now, he's fucking Patrick."
"So...what would you little maniacs like to do first?"
"Michael Berryman - Mutant Biker"
"Vernon Wells - Lord General"
"Robert Rusler - Max"
"Robert Downey Jr. - Ian"
"Judie Aronson - Hilly"
"Suzanne Snyder - Deb"
"Bill Paxton - Chet Donnelly"
"Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly"
"Kelly LeBrock - Lisa"
"Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace"
"If you can't get a date, make one!"
"...it's purely sexual."
"Gary and Wyatt have created the perfect woman. And she'll do anything they say all in the name of science."
"They went from zeroes to heroes in one fantastic weekend."
"Something weird is happening at Wyatt and Gary's."
"It's all in the name of science. Weird Science."
"You two donkey-dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue."
"I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering makin' up some shit!"
"How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?"
"[to Wyatt's grandparents after they arrive unannounced] You ought to know better than to walk into somebody's house and start hitting people with your Rex Harrison hat!"
"If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmm, it's a mindscramble. Hurts so good."
"You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals."
"Greyson Chadwick - Lindsey"
"Lucas Till - Jensen"
"James Jarrett - gravedigger."
"Justin Welborn - Kyle Grubin."
"Mark Oliver - Coach Keel"
"Blair Redford - Nash Rambler"
"It's their night to come alive."
"Randy McDowell - Jules"
"Carissa Capobianco - Gwen"
"Chandler Darby - Steven"
"Jared Kusnitz - Jimmy"
"Christopher McDonald as Lou Landers/Hourglass"
"Craig Bierko as Wolverine"
"Simon Rex as Human Torch"