"You're tenacious as junkyard dogs. Desperate. Hungry. You know how to survive. Now that might make you the kings and queens of Arkham. But outside these walls? The world's forgotten about you. And you're going to spend the rest of your lives picking maggots out of prison meatloaf. I could change that. I could be your way out. A chance to do some good."

"[after being captured] Feeling lucky, Batman? What do you say we flip a coin? Heads, we walk free."

"[meeting Azrael in prison] Nobody said this was fancy dress!"

"[after being captured] Sure you're on the right side of the bars, Batman? From where I'm standing, you look guilty as hell."

"[after Batman's unmasking] Well, well, well, would you Adam and Eve it! Bruce bloody Wayne and Batman. The two people I hate most in the world, standing right in front of me!"

"[to Azrael] Your faith in mindless superstition is as misplaced as your desire to emulate Gotham's overrated defender, you outdated eleventh century anachronism!"

"[after Batman's unmasking] I've never forgiven you, Wayne. The Cobblepots should be running this city, not your stinking family!"

"[after being captured] They say time is the best judge. Well, the verdict's in, and Gotham's time is up!"

"[after being captured] Don't worry, Batman, I will come back from this. You see, I'm blessed with the capacity for self-improvement - sadly something you lack. It would be nice if your intellect could move beyond its bestial beginnings, but alas, taking the bat out of the cave is far easier than taking the cave out of the bat."

"[in his interview tapes] Right, okay. Riddlerbot memory formatted, adaptive AI algorithms uploaded, joints oiled. Now, ahem... give my creation LIFE! [no sound] ARGH! DAMMIT! Useless hunk of dead metal! Do you want to become a semi-automated theme park mannequin?! Because that's the fate in store for you!"

"[after Batman's unmasking] You may have everyone in here fooled with your little "Bruce Wayne" charade, but not me, Batman. You'll never fool me!"

"When I get out of here, I'll write my name in blood on every street corner! I'll carve it on every corpse! I'll... I'll... NO ONE'S FORGETTING ME! Now, how do I get out of here?"

"This is how it happened. This is how the Joker died."

"So long, Bats! Hell of a ride, but I'm getting off!"

"You weren't a good man, Ra's. But you had conviction."

"[upon his final defeat, being locked away in Batman's mind forever] NO, BRUCE! DON'T LEAVE ME! PLEASE!... I need you...!"

"[after being captured] Locked in here, surrounded by inferior minds... I can almost feel them sucking the intelligence out of me!"

"[after being captured] You must be so pleased with yourself. I expect that cowl-clad cranium is fit to burst!"

"Gotham needs something more, something... worse to defend her. She needs a new myth, a legend more powerful than I can be right now. A legend that can only rise from the ashes of the Batman."

"[to Batman] The people of Gotham need you."

"[in a "Game Over" screen] I did it! I ACTUALLY DID IT...! I mean, of course I did. Good! As expected!"

"[in a "Game Over" screen] Now, to be fair, Catwoman, in cat years you had a very good run!"

"The bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion."

"[after Batman's unmasking] My old man lost all that money and who did he take it out on? Muggin's here! Shipped me off to that poxy boarding school."

"[after being captured] How many times have we done this, Batman? You put us behind bars, only for us to escape. Your life is meaningless! A charade!"

"[after being captured] Satisfaction is short-lived. Enjoy it while you can, because the next time we meet... you die!"

"[to Jim Gordon] Look after him, Jim. Look after them all. You've been a good friend. The best I could ask for. You were there at the beginning. Now, you get to see how it ends."

"[to Nightwing] I won't be satisfied 'til I bring Penguin to justice."

"[about the Dolltrons] It brings to mind a spate of murders at the beginning of your career. It was Halloween then if I'm not mistaken, turned out to be rather a long one if I recall..."

"You know, you almost had me scared back there! Me? Ha, ha! What have I got to be afraid of?"

"[to Professor Pyg] Please cease with these mindless inanities. It is beneath my brilliance to be cooped up with one so clearly insane."

"[after Batman's unmasking] Why bother with the mask, hero? You got nothing worth hiding now."

"[talking about the Penguin] Don't be fooled, Bats! Underneath that short, fat, hideous exterior.... there's an icky, fishy, teddy bear wating to get out!"

"[when Batman goes to rescue Nightwing from the Penguin] You're actually going to save him, aren't you? You should leave him, he deserves it, going off on his own like that. He doesn't respect you, Bats. Never has!"

"[talking about the Penguin] And to think this guy was my nemesis back in Arkham City. Oh, don't look at me like that, Bats. I do have a life outside you! I used to anyway."

"[when Nightwing gets kidnapped by the Penguin] It's happening again, Bats. First you got Jason Todd killed. Now old Dick's about to meet his maker. I know what you're thinking, and you're right. This is all your fault! [chuckles] You should come with a health warning, you know that!"

"[taking over Batman's body] Look at me! I'm amazing! And this body… I can't believe how strong it is!"

"Well, that's what I get for betting it all on black."

"Ah, Hallow's eve and Gotham burns, it's here the story twists and turns. The final chapter, where we find how little Alice lost her mind."

"I've had an idea, Bats. PRETEND to get stuck on Riddler's next challenge, and then, just when he thinks he can die happy, break his little question mark-shaped heart."

"[talking about Deathstroke] So at what point does World's Greatest Assassin become false advertising?"

"[talking about Two-Face] So how's it hanging, Harv? Colour me insensitive, but I've always wanted to ask; did EVERYTHING get split down the middle?"

"[to Joker] You're afraid of being ashes. You're afraid of being forgotten. And you will be forgotten, Joker. Because of me."

"[talking about Deathstroke] Gather round, kiddies! Uncle Slade's got another tale from the trenches. Ask him to tell the one about the mass grave. Ho, ho. It's a hoot!"

"[talking about Two-Face] Oh, Bats, you just bring out the best in everyone! Your enemies, your friends- even your bestest frenemies like Harv, here: he's at least halfway interesting these days, and it's all thanks to you."

"I am the Comeback King! The Clown Prince of Chaos! The Jester of Genocide!"

"Oh Alice dear please pay attention, don't make me keep you in detention."

"[talking about Man-Bat] The look on your face when you saw him! Who'd thought it? The big, bad Batman, scared of his own reflection?"

"[talking about Man-Bat] His wife, your parents - what is it about dead relatives that turn you into a flying rodent?"

"[after Man-Bat is restored to Kirk Lankstrom] It just occurred to me. Kirby-baby didn't have a choice, but you actually choose to be a flying rodent! It's genius!"