Homestar Runner

"George Washington: Woot."

"Abe Lincoln: Woot."

"Henry Rollins: Woot."

"Toddler What’s her Face: I can count to G!"

"Toddler Cheerleader: That's nothing. I can count to purple backwards!"

"Toddler What’s her Face: Here comes Tompkins."

"Tompkins: Listen up, you undapants! Who wants to get hogtied, and pushed down, into, some snakewater?"

"Toddler The Ugly One Tompkins, how do you be so short?"

"Tompkins: Heck, I'm taller than you."

"The girls: TOMPKINS MADE A SWEAR!!!"

"Tompkins: Waaaahh!"

"Toddler What’s her Face: Tompkins crinkled when he walked."

"Toddler So and So: Poor guy never made it out of training pants."

"Cheerleader: Okay, my art galleries, let's get ready to be..."

"The girls: SOOOOO DEAD!"

"The Ugly One: So... who wants to come to my sweet someteen birthday bash tonight?"

"What’s Her Face: Is it going to be Nick at Nite themed again?"

"So and So: I don't think I can stomach another show not on the WB."

"Cheerleader: No! We can't come. We have... the... Olympics... tonight!"

"The Ugly One: Oh, cuz it's a boy/girl party..."

"Cheerleader and So and So: a B'GRL PRTY?!?"

"What’s Her Face: Taking the vowels out of words doesn't always make them cool."

"So and So: 'm srry."

"Narrator: [in a sinister tone as possums approach] Possummmms..."

"Strong Bad: I'm the very strongest! You guys are not very strong!"

"Homestar Runner: [repeated line] Where my hat is at?"

"Homestar Runner: I could go for a few cold ones right about now."

"Everybody! Everybody!"

"Marzipan: I'm the only girl."

"Homestar Runner: Oh, hello! Welcome to Homestarrunner dot net."

"Crewman: It's "dot com"."

"Homestar Runner: Oh, right. Homestarrunner dot net. “It's dot com!”"

"Strong Bad: Hello, and welcome to I'm a Big Moron Who Can't Remember His Lines Dot Com! No, seriously. I'm Strong Bad, and you don't know it yet, but I'm the reason you're here."

"Strong Bad: Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."

"Strong Bad: I'm Strong Bad. I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, video games [sic], the hottest, and real real hot."

"Marzipan: I'm a fiercely independent woman, and I'm fiercely independent about the soy products that I choose."

"King of Town: Now, despite rumors to the contrary, I did not just buy a crown at the costume palace and ask people to start calling me the King of Town. I earned my title the same way I earned a free combo meal: by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. I also did not ever try to eat my own mustache."

"Strong Bad: “Dear Strong Bad: Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing gloves off before you go to bed? Sincerely, Abdi LaRue, San Diego, CA.” Well, that's a stupid question, Abdi. Do you take off your face and hands before you go to bed? And if so, are you some kind of robot?"

"Strong Bad: “Hi Strong Bad, if you hate Homsar [sic] so much, why don't you kill him? From Vinnie C.” You know what, Vinnie? You're right. I'll be right back."

"[Cut to a strange being labelled Homsar]"

"Strong Bad: Hey, Homsar!"

"Homsar: Uhdyeah, what ees eht, Stwong Baaaaayaad?"

"[Strong Bad squashes him with a giant weight labelled “heavy lourde” [sic]]"

"Strong Bad: “Dear Mr. Bad, how do you know if someone's butt is stupid? I mean, is there like some kind of IQ test? Crapfully yours, Tyler.” Oh, come on Tyler! Don't you remember your algebra, man? It's called the Transitive Butt Property. And it clearly states that the stupidity of somebody's butt is greater than or equal to the stupidity of that person's head."

"Strong Bad: “Hey my name is great looking girl strong bad! i she be your girlfriend.” [sic] Uh… Hey! My name is Strong Bad, great looking girl! I he be your boyfriend. Okay, seriously. All i gotta say about this is… GET IN LINE SISTER!!! I mean, do you know how many freakin emails I get like this a DAY? From ladies with proper grammar? I mean come on!"

"Strong Bad: “Dear Strong Bad, my brothers are always telling me that your legs are made of tape, is that true? Nee-co-las.” [Nicholas] They said my legs were made of tape?! WHAT?! I mean, do I look like some kinda tape-leg? I can guarantee you, man, I am not a tape-leg."

"Strong Bad: Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is... umm... really, really dumb and bad."

"Strong Bad: Psssshhh! The Double Deuce!"

"Strongbadian national anthem"

"Strong Bad: The colder it is, the more of a one it is. Because you don't want to end up with a Cold None. I wouldn't wish that on anybody."