"You are a sad, strange little man!"

"[after drinking hot cocoa] I think Santa feels a little buzz!"

"Neil, have you ever actually helped anyone?"

"[going on a date] A needlepoint sweater and a mini van. I'll be back in about 8 minutes."

"[to Curtis; frustrated] Curtis, you're 900 years old. Grow up!"

"Stay where you are! Don't be afraid!"

"Hi! Merry Christmas! Ho-ho-ho!"

"I promise I'll be good!"

"[last lines] Hey! What the heck are we doing out here? Ugh! Look, if we're gonna dance, dance like this. All of us! E…"

"The town will break our fall!"