The Santa Clause 2

"Neil, have you ever actually helped anyone?"

"[going on a date] A needlepoint sweater and a mini van. I'll be back in about 8 minutes."

"[to Curtis; frustrated] Curtis, you're 900 years old. Grow up!"

"Stay where you are! Don't be afraid!"

"Hi! Merry Christmas! Ho-ho-ho!"

"[after drinking hot cocoa] I think Santa feels a little buzz!"

"You are a sad, strange little man!"

"The town will break our fall!"

"Let me outta here, you kiddies! Wait a minute, something's shocking me."

"I promise I'll be good!"

"[last lines] Hey! What the heck are we doing out here? Ugh! Look, if we're gonna dance, dance like this. All of us! Everybody, you idiots! Hey, lady! Have you ever seen a toy do this? Hahahaha! Where are you going? Whoo!"

"[to Carol] Seeing isn't believing, believing is seeing."

"I have 33,000 offspring, all in private school."

"You know what, I totally put myself out there doing that. And that was not an easy thing to do, and if you're the kind of man that can't support a woman's ambition, then I don't think there's any reason to continue this date."

"Santa Claus is coming to town. November 1"

"Check it twice"

"What's Christmas Fun without some Reindeer Games?"

"Double hos, double nog."

"Tim Allen — Santa Clause / Scott Calvin, Toy Santa"

"Elizabeth Mitchell — Principal Carol Newman / Mrs. Clause"

"Eric Lloyd — Charlie Calvin"

"Wendy Crewson — Laura Miller"

"Judge Reinhold — Dr. Neil Miller"

"Liliana Mumy — Lucy Miller"

"David Krumholtz — Bernard"

"Spencer Breslin — Curtis"

"Art LaFleur — Tooth Fairy / The Molinator"

"Molly Shannon — Tracy"

"Bob Bergen — Comet (voice)"

"Kath Soucie — Chet (voice)"