"Carol Kane - Valerie"

"Billy Crystal - Miracle Max"

"[repeated line] As you wish."

"[after knocking out Fezzik] I don't envy you the headache you'll have when you awake. But, in the meantime, rest well…"

"[to Buttercup] There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

"[to Westley] Beautiful, isn't it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it. I'm sure that you've discovered my deep an…"

"[to Inigo] You're that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago. Simply incredible. Have you been…"

"I always think everything could be a trap...which is why I'm still alive."

"Scaling the Cliffs of Insanity, Battling Rodents of Unusual Size, Facing torture in the Pit of Despair. - True love h…"

"Mel Smith - The Albino"