"As you get older, Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart"

"We live, we die, and the wheels on the bus go round and round."

"Halleluja Brother, now pass the mustard."

"Somewhere, some lucky guy is having a heart attack."

"[Speaking at Carter's funeral] Good afternoon. My name is Edward Cole. I don't know what most people say at these occ…"

"[Narrating the end of the film]: Edward Perryman Cole died in May. It was a Sunday in the afternoon and there wasn't …"

"You measure yourself by the people who measure themselves by you."

"You know, the ancient Egyptians had a beautiful belief about death. When their souls got to the entrance to heaven, t…"

"I went by our station on the way home... I like that sign. I think we're gonna be alright."

"[to Sonny about Lawrence Musgrove] You fucked him up! You fucked up that man's last walk!"