"Are there any Paraguayans here? [subtle laugh from the reporters] Well, of course, their requests for subsidies was n…"

"I'm sorry I'm late; I had to attend the reading of a will. I had to stay till the very end, and I found out I receive…"

"My objective? Well I object to taking a girl out, you know, and buying her dinner and then she won't put out for you."

"Can I borrow your tent?"

"[Arguing surgical techniques) with a doctor] We mock what we don't understand."

"[rescuing Fitz-Hume] You know, I must really like you, because I don't like horses and I hate guns!"

"Hard to believe its been only 15 minutes since I destroyed the world. In another 15 minutes, it'll all be over. Such …"

"Col. Rhumbus: Boys, it would be a shame to have to kill you now."

"General Sline: When we commissioned the Schmectel Corporation to research this precise event sequence scenario, it wa…"

"Karen Boyer: Gentlemen, I think you both should realize the gravity of this moment. I've spent the last two-and-a-hal…"