"I'm sorry I'm late; I had to attend the reading of a will. I had to stay till the very end, and I found out I receive…"

"My objective? Well I object to taking a girl out, you know, and buying her dinner and then she won't put out for you."

"Can I borrow your tent?"

"[Arguing surgical techniques) with a doctor] We mock what we don't understand."

"[rescuing Fitz-Hume] You know, I must really like you, because I don't like horses and I hate guns!"

"For once I'm completely in agreement with my partner. I'm not going down there. Do you know what those things can do?…"

"Hard to believe its been only 15 minutes since I destroyed the world. In another 15 minutes, it'll all be over. Such …"

"Col. Rhumbus: Boys, it would be a shame to have to kill you now."

"General Sline: When we commissioned the Schmectel Corporation to research this precise event sequence scenario, it wa…"

"Karen Boyer: Gentlemen, I think you both should realize the gravity of this moment. I've spent the last two-and-a-hal…"