"There's the moon trying to look romantic Moon's too old that's her trouble Aren't we all?"

"Wasn't a bad party really Except for the people"

"The general at the radar screen Rubbed his hands with glee, And grinning pressed the button And started world war three."

"When the busstopped suddenly to avoid damaging a mother and child in the road, the younglady in the greenhat sitting …"

"… i stood up and said it was a pity that the world didn't nearly end every lunchtime and that we could always pretend. …"

"When you are posthumous it is cold and dark and that is why patriots are a bit nuts in the head"

"he thinks about his journey nearly done. One day he'll clock on and never clock off or clock off and never clock on"

"there is a mushroom cloud in the back garden i did i tried to bring in the cat but it simply came to pieces in my han…"

""Lest that by any means When I have preached to others I myself Should be a castaway." If some one now Would take tha…"

"Auribus immensis quondam donatus asellus institit ut caudam posset habere parem. cauda suo capiti quia se conferre ne…"