"You're under arrest!"

"Hey, this is the training montage, isn't it?"

"No, you're not."

"Oh, but you're wrong! I am a real samurai. I got a cup right here that says so!"

"Sounds like you need a mentor."

"Lesson one, it is not so important what you do, as it is important that you do something. A warrior has cat-like refl…"

"Don't forget to land on your… [Hanks lands on his back] …feet!"

"What the mother father cocker spaniel is going on here?!"

"The cuteness is so strong with this one."

"I lived in a bad part of town full of bad dogs. Everybody always picked on me. I thought if I could be a samurai, it …"