"Don't worry, I forgive you. For the impudence, and the backstabbing, and the blatant disrespect you've shown me. I forgive... but I never forget. You might say I have the memory... [Badger Crime Boss: Oh, don't say it!] of an elephant! [shapeshifts into Master Elephant] You think I've pushed you too far? Then you, my friend, can't begin to fathom... just how far I can push! [pushes the Bear Crime Boss down the stairs, then returns to her true form] I expect your tribute by dawn!"

"First rule of the streets: Never trust anyone. Second rule: Someone always gets hurt. Third rule: No one's interested in your feelings."

"You see, Po, kung fu may be performed by the body, but its secrets are housed in the spirit. And now that I have access to the Spirit Realm... [Po: You're gonna steal Tai Lung's kung fu?] His and those of every master villain that came before me. And once I do, no one will dare underestimate me again."

"We've both risen to the highest of hights. It's a shame only one of us can come out on top. My combined powers of sorcery and kung fu make me unstoppable."

"[as Po] I thought we were friends."

"[resume words] ?"

"[finally respecting Po, along with Lord Shen and General Kai, after defeating Chameleon by restoring his and every master's kung fu] Maybe Oogway was right about you. You aren't completely useless after all."

"Jack Black — Po"

"Dustin Hoffman — Shifu"

"Bryan Cranston — Li Shan"

"I too came from humble beginnings, and dreamed of becoming something more. I wanted respect and power, I wanted to be a master of kung fu. [Po: Say what?] I was driven from every training hall I went to. They would say I was too small, too lowly, and that kung fu was not my destiny. And so I chose a different path: [shapeshifts into various Masters] sorcery. I grew, I excelled, and I got everything I have ever dreamed of."

"Ronny Chieng — Captain Fish"

"The fate of the world hangs in the balance, and you're here giving me life advice from a tortoise?!"

"Jimmy "MrBeast" Donaldson — Panda Pig"

"Roll... scroll... serve... and SKABLAM!"

"[after the Urn of Whispering Warriors breaks the third time] You're gonna pay for that!"

"Tigress is taking on the free-range chicken gang. Monkey's hot on the trail of the missing macaque. Crane was crowned King of the Crocodilians. Long story. Viper's wrapping up peace talks between the cobras and the mongooses. Or is it mongeese? And Mantis? Well, he's just trying to keep his blushing bride from biting his h'ead off. Just because they're not here in person doesn't mean they're not here as life-sized cut-outs. Now who wants a picture?"

"Perhaps you know me better as... the Kung Fu Panda!"

"Being the Dragon Warrior is all I know. It's who I am. What do I know about being a spiritual leader?"

"I'm just gonna say it: nothing about you says "dragon" or "warrior"."

"Tai Lung. Big fan."

"[after stealing Tai Lung's kung fu and throws him a cage before locking him up] Yes! I've got it! The Tai Lung Nerve Strike! The power, the possession! [Tai Lung: What have you done to me?] All of your kung fu is now mine! And the best part is: I'm just getting warmed up."

"Next time, keep your surf off their turf!"

"Two against one? Well now, that doesn't seem fair. I'll have to even the odds. Master Cobra! Master Osprey! Master Scorpion! Master Wolf! General Kai! Lord Shen! [shapeshifts into a monstrous chimera of every kung fu master]"

"[in a meditating stance] Inner peace... Inner peace... [struggles] Dinner, please... Dinner with peas in a sesame soy glaze... [breaking out of the stance, frustrated] This is not working at all."

"[fighting Zhen] You ungrateful little urchin! After all I've done for you, you betray me for the PANDA?!"

"General Kai? Lord Shen? Those are all my old nemesis-es. Nemes-ee. Nemes-i?"

"The best crooks and criminals live here."

"I think it's time you sent us home."

"[The Chameleon: Zhen, do something!] [Zhen: Third rule: No one's interested in your feelings.] See you on the other side, Dragon Warrior. [The Chameleon: No!]"

"The most powerful shapeshifting sorceress, the Chameleon."

"Viola Davis — The Chameleon"

"Stand back. I'm gonna kick my butt!"

"Oh, but you're wrong! I am a real samurai. I got a cup right here that says so!"

"Sounds like you need a mentor."

"Hey, this is the training montage, isn't it?"

"I've got to make this samurai thing work."

"Lesson one, it is not so important what you do, as it is important that you do something. A warrior has cat-like reflexes."