"You're welcome to take a bath. You look like the second week of the garbage strike."

"Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage…Lik…"

"And so she lived ... hopefully ... ever after."

"Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money."

"If I had to make one comparison, I'd say that when it's five below in New York, it's 78 in Los Angeles, and when it's…"

"People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand-new Merc…"

"Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from al…"

"A writer without confidence is like a metaphor without something to compare itself to."

"If you can go through life without ever experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet. And if you've gone thro…"

"Yeah, that story’s not finished. We have more things written already and figured out for it to finish, but somebody’s…"