"I looked like a fool last night. What took you so long!?"

"I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun."

"Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. Just for fun."

"Do you remember that one time when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse?"

"Underneath the robe you find a man. Underneath the man you find his nucleus."

"[robe catches fire] I smell cookies."

"It sucks to be me right now!"

"I get to lay in a bed by myself, all of my life. It's fantastic."

"Don't you want a little taste of the glory! See what it tastes like!"

"Get that corn outta my face!"