"Yah, I'm going to take advice from someone who fucks turtles."

"The Sin of Onan, the sin that takes hundreds of hours to get right, or at least what I told myself"

"He has asked if you would like to feel the power of his manly nakedness"

"Smite the sons of bitches Josh!"

"Hey Josh, Balthazar sodomizing you?"

"'Amid all the musical laments over not having a heart, a brain, or the nerve did anyone notice that they didn't have …"

"Verily I say unto you that should a man put oil upon a woman’s naked body and make her go upon all fours and bark lik…"

"I really like your concubines. The other night Pillows was giving me a back rub after a long day of studying and I st…"

"Making someone who is seeking comfort stand out in the cold is a crock of rancid yak butter."

"Pork eating goat fucker!"