"Nowadays most men lead lives of noisy desperation."

"All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first."

"He who hesitates is sometimes saved."

"It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all."

"Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddam. [sic]"

"A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make any sense."

"Once upon a sunny morning a man who sat in a breakfast nook looked up from his scrambled eggs to see a white unicorn …"

"Don't count your boobies until they are hatched."

"Don't get it right, just get it written."

"All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why."