"Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddam. [sic]"

"All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why."

"Don't get it right, just get it written."

"Nowadays most men lead lives of noisy desperation."

"A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make any sense."

"All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first."

"Once upon a sunny morning a man who sat in a breakfast nook looked up from his scrambled eggs to see a white unicorn …"

"He who hesitates is sometimes saved."

"It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all."

"Moral: Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going."