"Releasing Control Art Restriction Systems 3...2...1. Approval of situation A recognized; commencing the Cromwell Invo…"

"[to Luke Valentine] "Humph. That's ridiculous! You fool...there's no such thing as an immortal!""

"Yes...excellent! I haven't had this much fun in ages! ...What did you say your name was?"

"Now, Luke Valentine. It's time to educate you on how a real vampire does battle!"

"My master, it shall be done. As you command."

"How beautiful. Nights like this make me want a bite to drink. Yes... I couldn't imagine a more... perfect evening."

"The silver cross of Manchester Cathedral was melted down to make these 13mm exploding shells. Nothing I shoot ever ge…"

""Are you a virgin, my dear?" (to Seras)"

"Those who dare impersonate the dead...are judged to aim, make sure you put a hole through the heart. Or the head. Jus…"

"SILENCE!! I'm a dog, then you're dog food."