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"The foul language used in the trailer, including using the Lord’s name in vain, is disgusting. In addition, there is violence, gunfire and other inappropriate gestures which completely misrepresent Jesus. This is blasphemy!"

"Christians and anyone who believes in respecting faith must come together to make sure this program never airs."

"I'm not saying it's particularly deep, and it is filled with language that cannot be reproduced in this newspaper, but it's good-natured and, compared with a lot of what's on television, the comedy is gentle and hopeful."

"I can easily understand why so many Christians are concerned about the manner in which McGruder's program poses a threat to the respectability of Jesus and Christianity, but just as disturbing is how Christians of all ethnicities continue to allow the construct of Whiteness to be the necessary image for a Jesus who the Bible depicts as being for all people. The lily-White conception of Jesus would never hang with the pimps, the drug dealers, and the poor. And any reading of the gospels reveals that couldn't be further from the truth."

"Rolo Lamperouge - Takahiro Mizushima (Japanese), Spike Spencer (English)"

"Jeremiah Gottwald - Ken Narita (Japanese), Crispin Freeman (English)"

"Suzaku Kururugi - Takahiro Sakurai (Japanese), Yuri Lowenthal (English)"

"Li Xingke - Hikaru Midorikawa (Japanese), David Earnest (English)"

"Kallen Stadtfeld / Kallen Kōzuki - Ami Koshimizu (Japanese), Karen Strassman (English)"

"Nunnally Lamperouge - Kaori Nazuka (Japanese), Rebecca Forstadt (English)"

"Lelouch Lamperouge - Jun Fukuyama (Japanese), Johnny Yong Bosch (English)"

"C.C. - Yukana (Japanese), Kate Higgins (English)"

"Schneizel el Britannia - Norihiro Inoue (Japanese), Troy Baker (English)"

"It's just an illusion...just an illusion...!"

"[while leading a Japanese tour group] "Hiii! Right this way, everybody!""

"I’ll make those bastards pay. Every last one of them...will fucking die. I’ll tear them to shreds!"

"They're not real people. They're like...zombie pumpkins."

"Sir, yes, Sir, my Master."

"Makes you wonder, doesn't it. If there are normal people under this uniform."

"(to Zorin Blitz) "You called him (Pip Bernadotte) a gnat, didn't you? You called him a gnat. You'll pay for this. You will pay! You're going to pay! YOU'LL PAY!" (bites Pip and begins drinking his blood)"

"Drink my blood, Police Girl. Drink, and you shall never again be treated like a slave. Drink, and you shall truly become one of us. You will drink blood of your own choosing - wandering the night, powerful and singular. Become eternal and complete! Drink my blood, Police Girl. No... Seras Victoria!"

"Those who dare impersonate the dead...are judged to aim, make sure you put a hole through the heart. Or the head. Just remember: these people did not become undead ghouls by choice. There's no way to cure them once they've been changed. It's for their own sake that we put them to rest as quickly as possible."

""Why didn't you just drink the blood, you idiot?" (to Seras)"

"[regarding the Jackal] "I'll bet this can even stop Father Anderson in his tracks.""

"[to Luke Valentine] "Humph. That's ridiculous! You fool...there's no such thing as an immortal!""

"Yes...excellent! I haven't had this much fun in ages! ...What did you say your name was?"

"Releasing Control Art Restriction Systems 3...2...1. Approval of situation A recognized; commencing the Cromwell Invocation. Ability restrictions lifted for limited use until the enemy has been rendered silent."

"Now, Luke Valentine. It's time to educate you on how a real vampire does battle!"

"Come on, get up! Attack me! You've only suffered the loss of your legs! Summon up your familiars! Transform your body! Heal your severed legs and stand! The evening is still so young. Come on, hurry, hurry, hurry! Pull yourself together - the fun has just begun! Come on! HURRY!"

"So, I see you for what you really are! You're pathetic!! Nothing but an useless, sniveling lump of MEAT!!"

"Until the weight of my past is shattered by my oncoming future. It shouldn't be too long, my nemesis. I'll see you in hell..."

""Are you a virgin, my dear?" (to Seras)"

"The silver cross of Manchester Cathedral was melted down to make these 13mm exploding shells. Nothing I shoot ever gets back up again."

"[to Anderson, after he has been defeated] YOU AND I ARE THE SAME! [everyone gasps in shock of what he said] You are me... I was just the same! Don't you understand, this is how I became what I am? [Alucard starts crying]"

"Angel of Death... Weren't you the one who said Englishmen looked forward to growing old? You've seemed to have abandon your maturity. Truly a terrible shame, you were such a lovely old man. It pains me to see how wretched and ugly you've become. Your body and soul corrupted. A dark reaper to the very core."

"Magic playing cards...how interesting."

"[to Tubalcain Alhambra] "I get it; there's absolutely no reasoning with you people. Which means that I have to keep killing until there are none of you left. Didn't your masters learn anything from the last time I decimated them?""

"How beautiful. Nights like this make me want a bite to drink. Yes... I couldn't imagine a more... perfect evening."

"The world would be so boring without idiots like you to amuse me."

"Now...it's time to play, Alhambra! I want to hear you squeal like a pig!"

"I want to hear it pig. So--SQUEAL!!"

"That's checkmate, Tubalcain Alhambra!"

"[after defeating Tubalcain Alhambra] "Now, it's time to start dealing with the business at hand. I'm obliged to give you a thorough interrogation, so you're going to tell me everything you know. Well...your blood will." [bites Tubalcain and drinks his blood]"

"We ruin the countries we govern and the people in our care. We slaughter our enemies and sacrifice all our allies. We’ll keep killing till there’s nothing left but to destroy ourselves. It will never be enough."

"[about Seras Victoria] "Beneath that girlish exterior lies a fascinating and complicated creature. Abandoned to a town of death. Her co-workers transformed into hungry, mocking visages of evil. A sadistic vampire hunting her down with the intention to rape and kill her! It was as close to hell as any mortal could imagine. And what did she do? What fate did she choose!? Giving up is what kills people. Those who refuse to give up are entitled their time to trample upon the weak.""

"[to Seras Victoria via telepathy] "I told you about your third eye. Yes, there. Right in the middle of your forehead. Your human eyes are not to be trusted. All they'll do is lie to you. And besides, you are no longer a human. You have become... so much more!""

"My lord and master, Integra Hellsing! Give me your orders!"

"You stand before me...I'm impressed. I'm impressed, Iscariot! Show me more, Alexander Anderson!"

"[trying to convince Anderson not to use Helena's Nail] "Anderson, stop it! Do you know what that thing will do to you?! You'll become one of God's monsters! Retain your humanity. Don't succumb to power! Either side, it amounts to the same deal: whether in the name of the divine or the demonic, you're still a monster in the end! Do you intend to use that scrap of miracle...to become nothing but a scrap of miracle yourself?! This duel... between us... would you really push it this far - into the realms that lie beyond the realm of mortal life? A monster such as myself... a creature of such weakness that I could not bear the weight of a human life... if I am to be defeated, it must be by a human! [pause] Don't do it, human. Don't become a monster... a monster like me...""

"[after being shot by a SWAT team] "Dogs... That was a very good try. However...[regenerates]...I cannot be killed by dogs. It takes a man in order to kill a monster!""