"[narrating] We realized why Deborah and I have such extraordinary telepathy and why people treat us and look at us th…"

"[from her diary] My new year's resolution is a far more selfish one than last year. It is to make my motto, eat, drin…"

"[narrating] This notion is not a new one but this time it is a definite plan which we intend to carry out. We have wo…"

"[narration] The next time I write in this diary, Mother will be dead. How odd... yet how pleasing."

"It's a three act story with a tragic end."

"Only the best people fight against all obstacles in pursuit of happiness."

"All the best people have bad chests and bone diseases. It's all frightfully romantic."

"Affairs are much more exciting than marriages. [pause] As Mummy can testify."

"Stick it up your bottom!"

"[voiceover, from her diary] We have decided how sad it is for others that they cannot appreciate our genius."