"[narrating] We realized why Deborah and I have such extraordinary telepathy and why people treat us and look at us th…"

"[from her diary] My new year's resolution is a far more selfish one than last year. It is to make my motto, eat, drin…"

"[narrating] This notion is not a new one but this time it is a definite plan which we intend to carry out. We have wo…"

"[narration] The next time I write in this diary, Mother will be dead. How odd... yet how pleasing."

"It's a three act story with a tragic end."

"Only the best people fight against all obstacles in pursuit of happiness."

"Affairs are much more exciting than marriages. [pause] As Mummy can testify."

"Stick it up your bottom!"

"[about the murder of Honora Parker] I think she knows what's going to happen. She doesn't appear to bear us any grudge."

"[voiceover, from her diary] We have decided how sad it is for others that they cannot appreciate our genius."