"[the children are playing doctor in the nude] Sodomites! Caught right in a sex orgy! You dirty filthy...! Is that wha…"

"Am I living in hell?! Is that it?! Have I gone straight to hell?!"

"You know I hate nature! Look at those disgusting trees, stealing my oxygen!"

"You're just like the rest of the common dykes in this town!"

"Good God almighty."

"[comes into the room wielding a broom] Back off, asshole!"

"[to Peggy] I am sick of listenin' to your bitchin'. The next time you feel a fit comin' on, go outside and bitch. Bit…"

"to Mr. Gravel I don't want no white man lookin' at my Tampax!"

"to Peggy I ain't your maid anymore, bitch! I'm your sister in crime!"

"[the phone rings] Hello? What number are you calling? You've dialed the wrong number! SORRY? What good is that? How c…"