"Seven James Bonds at Casino Royale. They came to save the world and win a gal at Casino Royale. Six of them went to a…"

"I remember your chap Lenin very well. First class organizer. Second class mind."

""In my day spying was an alternative to war. The spy was a member of a select and immaculate priesthood, vocationally…"

"[Jimmy Bond is flailing his arms crazily trying to communicate] I never should have sent him to a Progressive school."

"Be careful, that's my loose kneecap."

"[Giving a description of his era's spy type] ... vocationally devoted, sublimely disinterested. Hardly a description …"

"Sir James: So, that's your plan, huh? The world full of beautiful women and all men shorter than yourself."

"[Pulls down the handle on a toilet and floor circulates to another room] It's the first john I've ever gone around with."

"Never trust a rich spy!"

"[Lions approaching vehicle] I did not come here to be devoured by symbols of monarchy."