"Dinah Ratner: I think you are the most annoying person I have ever met. I hate being with you, I hate looking at you... And if I had my way I would never - see you - again."

"Judd Hirsch — Gooey, Howard's father-in-law"

"Andrea Linsky — Joani, Howard's employee"

"Mitchell Wenig — Larry, one of Howard's creditors"

"Josh Ostrovsky — Noah, Dinah's cousin"

"Greg "Mr. Flawless" Yuna — a fictionalized version of himself, a jeweler to celebrities"

"Marshall Greenberg — Steve Bronstein, a pawnbroker"

"Tommy Kominik — Nico, one of Arno's goons"

"I made a crazy risk. You gamble and it's about to pay off."

"Arno: Howard, you did this to yourself."

"Julia Fox — Julia De Fiore, Howard's employee and mistress"

"Eric Bogosian — Arno Moradian, a loan shark married to Dinah's sister"

"Noa Fisher — Marcel Ratner, Howard's daughter"

"Maksud Agadjani — Yussi, Howard's employee"

"Ronald Greenberg — Rodney Bronstein, a pawnbroker"

"Hailey Gates — the receptionist at the Adley's auction house"

"Jake Ryan — "Dwarf 2""

"Benjy Kleiner — Aaron, Dinah's brother"

"Alexander Gilkes — the Adley's auctioneer"

"Wayne Diamond — the High Roller (a fictionalized version of himself), a fashion designer and gambler"

"Louis Anthony Arias — Buddy, one of Arno's goons"

"Jacob Igielski — Beni Ratner, Howard's younger son"

"Arthur Borukhov — Elan, Howard's employee"

"Roman Persits — Roman, the bench jeweler at Howard's shop"

"This is me! This is how I win."

"I know. I know. Jews and colon cancer. What is that? I thought we were the chosen people."

"[weeping] Everything I do is not goin' right! Everything I do is not goin' right! I don't know what to do, I really don't."

"[holding the black opal] This fuckin' thing makes me feel like I can fly."

"Adam Sandler — Howard Ratner, a jeweler and gambling addict"

"LaKeith Stanfield — Demany, an intermediary who recruits clients for Howard"

"Kevin Garnett — a fictionalized version of himself during his years with the Boston Celtics"

"Idina Menzel — Dinah Ratner, Howard's wife"

"Mike Francesa — Gary, Howard's bookie"

"Gabriella Licudi as Eliza"

"Angela Scoular as Buttercup"

"Tracey Crisp as Heather"

"Peter Sellers as Evelyn Tremble (James Bond/007)"

"Ursula Andress as Vesper Lynd (007)"

"David Niven as Sir James Bond"

"Elaine Taylor as Peg"

"Don't worry about that chair with a hole in the middle. It's merely waiting to be reupholstered."

"[To Miss Goodthighs] Look, I think I better... freshen up a bit. Quick. I'll be back in five minutes. If I'm not, start without me."

"...Handle these capsules with care. Dr. Noah's bacillus is highly contagious. This germ, when distributed in the atmosphere will make all women beautiful and destroy all men over 4'6". Please handle these capsules with care."

"[To Evelyn Tremble entering the laboratory. He hands him a form] If you'd be good enough to sign here, sir. It's not for me, it's for the Official Secrets Act."