"Kickin' lyrics right through your brain, When you hear this sayin', you'll be right as rain."

"Your rhymes are fake like a Canal Street watch. You're hearing me and you're like "Oh my god it's Sasquatch!""

"I said, "Doc, what's the condition? I'm a man that's on a mission." He said, "Son, you'd better listen Stuck in your …"

"Hey could you please pass me the peas? And let me get a tissue if you think you're gonna sneeze."

"Which of you schnooks took my rhyme book? Look, give it back, you're wicky-wack. With your ticky-tack calls, didn't t…"

"I've got billions and billions of rhymes to flex, 'Cause I've got more rhymes than Carl Sagan's got turtlenecks."

"Dip dip dive, so-socialize Open up your ears, and clean out your eyes."

"All you Trekkies and TV addicts, Don't mean to diss don't mean to bring static. All you Klingons in your grandma's ho…"

"I went to get a loan and they asked my race. I wrote down "HUMAN" inside the space. It's a disgrace how they try to d…"

"I don't care what you heard, or care what you seen, I swear it wasn't me in Bear Magazine, Because I'm not that hairy…"