beastie-boys

"I'd rather be a hypocrite than the same person forever."

"All you Trekkies and TV addicts, Don't mean to diss don't mean to bring static. All you Klingons in your grandma's house Grab your backstreet friend and get loud."

"I said, "Doc, what's the condition? I'm a man that's on a mission." He said, "Son, you'd better listen Stuck in your ass is an electrician."

"I went to get a loan and they asked my race. I wrote down "HUMAN" inside the space. It's a disgrace how they try to debase. It ain't the bank's damn business how my lineage trace."

"Hey could you please pass me the peas? And let me get a tissue if you think you're gonna sneeze."

"Kickin' lyrics right through your brain, When you hear this sayin', you'll be right as rain."

"Bam! Super nature, god damn. Cerrone on the microphone, I am. Ad-Rock, aka, sharp cheddar, My rhymes are better. What the Helen of Troy is that? Did I hear you say my rhymes is wack? I'm beautiful, you can't touch me. If you pick a rose, well, you might just bleed."

"Which of you schnooks took my rhyme book? Look, give it back, you're wicky-wack. With your ticky-tack calls, didn't touch you at all. I didn't touch your hand, man, you know it’s all ball."

"Dip dip dive, so-socialize Open up your ears, and clean out your eyes."

"Your rhymes are fake like a Canal Street watch. You're hearing me and you're like "Oh my god it's Sasquatch!""

"I don't care what you heard, or care what you seen, I swear it wasn't me in Bear Magazine, Because I'm not that hairy, oh contrary."

"What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis? Who the illest? You know my name's Adam, stop callin' me Phyllis."

"I'm the one that won that dance contest, 'Cause you know I dance the best."

"'Cause I'm a freaky streaker like Winnie the Pooh T-shirt and no pants, and I dance the bugaloo."

"Like George Whipple on New York 1, Got a hairy ass and that's no fun!"

"I've got billions and billions of rhymes to flex, 'Cause I've got more rhymes than Carl Sagan's got turtlenecks."

"Because you're pud-slappin', ball-flappin', got that ju-ice. My name's Mike D, and I can do that Jerry Lewis."

"Pistol packin', Monkey drinkin', no money bum. I come from Brooklyn 'cause that's where I'm from."

"We got the bottle, you got the cup, Come on everybody let's get fff...up!"

"Got arrested at the Mardi Gras for jumping on a float, My man M.C.A.'s got a beard like a billy goat."

"The Patty Duke Show, the Wrench, and then I bust the Tango, Got more rhymes than Jamaica got mango."

"Running from the law, the press, and the parents. [Is your name Michael Diamond?] No, mine's Clarence."

"Sometimes known as the leader of the homeless, Sometimes drunk, and he's always phoneless."

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? I egged the chicken, and then I ate his leg."

"Bust a Travis Bickle when I feel that I'm getting pushed. Don't step to me 'cause you could be getting mushed."

"People always asking, "What's the phenomenon?" "Yo, what's up?" "Yo, what's goin' on?" No one really knows what I'm talkin' about. And yeah, that's right, my name's Yauch..."

"(There's more to me than you'll ever know) And I got more hits than Sadaharu Oh."

"(Break up with your girl!) It ended in tears! Vincent Van Gogh, go and mail that ear!"

"Rapid fire Louie, like Rambo got bullets I'ma die harder, like my kid Bruce Willis."

"Predetermined destiny is who I am. You got your finger on the trigger like the Son of Sam."

"I am like Clockwork Orange, goin' off on the town. I've got homeboys bonanza to beat your ass down."

"I'm a writer, a poet, a genius; I know it. I don't buy cheeba; I grow it."

"All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters Sitting in the White House pulling their peters."

"You're all mixed up like pasta primavera. Yo, why'd you throw that chair at Geraldo Rivera, man?"

"I've got more stories than JD's got Salinger I hold the title, and you are the challenger."

"Pickpocket gangsters paying their debts. Caught a bullet in the lung from Bernhard Goetz."

"I ride around town cuz my ride is fly. I shot a man in Brooklyn just to watch him die."

"Girl, you should be with me, you should drop that bum. Cuz I got more flavor than Fruit Striped Gum."

"Money Mark, you know he's not having it, Just give him some wood and he'll build you a cabinet."

"So what'cha, what'cha, what'cha want? (what'cha want?) I get so funny with my money that you flaunt. I said, "Where'd you get your information from, huh? You think that you can front when revelation comes?""

"Professor, what's another word for 'pirate treasure'?" "Well, I think it's 'booty'. Booty, booty, that's what it is."

"You shoulda' never started something you couldn't finish, 'Cause writing rhymes to me is like Popeye to spinach."

"I've got more rhymes than I've got grey hairs And that's a lot because I've got my share."

"I want to say a little something that's long overdue: The disrespect to women has got to be through. To all the mothers and sisters and the wives and friends, I want to offer my love and respect to the end."

"I can't stand it, I know you planned it. I'ma set it straight, this Watergate. I can't stand rocking when I'm in here, 'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear. So while you sit back and wonder why I got this fucking thorn in my side Oh my god, it's a mirage, I'm telling y'all, it's sabotage!"

"Because Mutiny on the Bounty’s what we're all about I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder 'Cause I'm bad, gettin' bolder, cold, gettin' colder Terrorizin' suckers on the seven seas And if you've got beef, you'll get capped in the knees We got 16 men on a dead man's chest And I shot those suckers, and I'll shoot the rest!"

"I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, But I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast."

"Have you seen what I mean, I'm the little gnome that's in your dreams."

"So I got a little something for your pay-per-view, Like Don King I've got the crazy hairdo."

"If you got bad breath then maybe try Scope. And if you wash your ass you best use soap."