"Well, Cato, I'm back on the case. Ah-ha! [hits him] Now to set the trap, catch the killer and prove to the world that…"

"Prison is bad enough, without uncomfortable furniture."

"Give me ten men like Clouseau and I could destroy the world."

"If someone has been murdered here, please let it be Clouseau."

"There was a young sleuth full of tricks, solving murders would give him such kicks, till a suspect he treasured was f…"

"It's Sellers the Sleuth... and there's nothing he won't do to track down a body -- dead or alive!"

"This is a real high calibre comedy!"

"Meet the inspector who was always on the job In The Bedroom... In The Nightclub... In The Nudist Colony!"

"... The Picture That Gets Away With Murder!"

"I believe everything and I believe nothing. I suspect everyone and I suspect no one."