"Well, Cato, I'm back on the case. Ah-ha! [hits him] Now to set the trap, catch the killer and prove to the world that…"

"Prison is bad enough, without uncomfortable furniture."

"Give me ten men like Clouseau and I could destroy the world."

"If someone has been murdered here, please let it be Clouseau."

"The screen commits the perfect comedy!"

"There was a young sleuth full of tricks, solving murders would give him such kicks, till a suspect he treasured was f…"

"It's Sellers the Sleuth... and there's nothing he won't do to track down a body -- dead or alive!"

"This is a real high calibre comedy!"

"Meet the inspector who was always on the job In The Bedroom... In The Nightclub... In The Nudist Colony!"

"I believe everything and I believe nothing. I suspect everyone and I suspect no one."