"One a ninja, always a ninja."

"Bring it on! One ninja stew coming up!"

"You want a piece of me? Come and get it!"

"Find those idiot nephews of mine. I have a job for them."

"I'll teach you to pick a fight with me, Romeo."

"Never send a boy to do a man's job!"

"Hulk Hogan as Dave Dragon"

"Loni Anderson as Mary Ann "Medusa" Rogers"

"Victor Wong as Grandpa Mori Tanaka"

"Centuries ago, a village in Japan lived in peace protected by the power of the Golden Broadswords. And now, young war…"