3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain

"Centuries ago, a village in Japan lived in peace protected by the power of the Golden Broadswords. And now, young warriors, you have been chosen to wrest the sword from evil hands and return it to its rightful place."

"One a ninja, always a ninja."

"Bring it on! One ninja stew coming up!"

"You want a piece of me? Come and get it!"

"Find those idiot nephews of mine. I have a job for them."

"I'll teach you to pick a fight with me, Romeo."

"Never send a boy to do a man's job!"

"Hulk Hogan as Dave Dragon"

"Loni Anderson as Mary Ann "Medusa" Rogers"

"Victor Wong as Grandpa Mori Tanaka"

"Mathew Botuchis as Samuel "Rocky" Douglas Jr."

"Michael O'Laskey II as Jeffrey "Colt" Douglas"

"J.P. Roeske II as Michael "Tum-Tum" Douglas"

"Alan McRae as FBI Agent Sam Douglas"

"Margarita Franco as Jessica Douglas"

"Jim Varney as Lothar Zogg"

"Lindsay Felton as Jennifer"

"Chelsey Earlywine as Amanda"

"Kirk Baily as Carl"

"Travis McKenna as Buelow"

"Brendan O'Brien as Zed"

"Emily Roeske as Little Girl"

"Dwayne Carrington as C.J., Medusa's Jamaican sidekick"

"Pat Mahoney as Harry Jacobson"