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"I can't stand the word 'empathy' actually. I think 'empathy' is a made-up, New Age term that—it does a lot of damage. But, it is very effective when it comes to politics. Sympathy, I prefer more than empathy."

"Change my mind."

"America is the only country where even those who hate it refuse to leave."

"I am here tonight to tell you, to warn you, that this election is a decision between preserving America as we know it and eliminating everything that we love."

"Never give up, never surrender, and always go for the win."

"Prove me wrong"

"I believe marriage is one man one woman Also gay people should not welcome in the conservative movement As Christians we are called to love everyone I will always stand against people who wish to establish their own personal values as a reason to kick others out of our movement"

"He rose to prominence during the first Trump administration through his podcast, cable news appearances and campus speaking tours. His views were often viewed as controversial. As an anti-abortion Christian, he routinely debated progressive liberals, Muslims, and the LGBT+ community, resulting in allegations of misogyny, Islamophobia, and homophobia.During the Covid pandemic, he denounced mask mandates. He referred to vaccine requirements as “medical apartheid” and also promoted Trump’s false claim that the 2020 presidential election was “rigged” against him by a vast Democratic conspiracy. Kirk frequently adopted Trumpian talking points, blaming DEI (diversity, equity, and inclusion) hiring practices for flooding in Texas earlier this year, calling New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani “a parasite” and attempting to steer the national conversation away from Jeffrey Epstein by announcing he was “done” with the subject."

"Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this record in no way endorses a belief in the occult."

"Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex. My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex."

"Lost in solipsism, he then slowly pulls a lever which sets off a mechanism which does nothing whatsoever, but the nothing that it does negates the everything we know because it's screaming just because, because it's neither friend or foe, and so we label it a menace or a grandiose work of art. From its finale to its genesis, we slowly pull it all apart."

"It's not the nothingness at the end, so much as the message nothingness would send."

"But something keeps me as a pet: the only house that's not on fire yet. I made it when I was an architect. This is just a side effect."

"This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny"

"Prance omelette stalking chimneysweep Eleven hatred earmuff okay rathskeller My elusive hula yellow sketching creamy helium gentlemanly communique."

"Suddenly, there's a ring in my cell phone; I pick it up: It's the Angel of Death, and he says "Wazzup?" I say, "What is it this time?" And he's like, "Well, hello, goodbye, I'll see you in Hell." He can be like that sometimes, he's such a nut. So I snicker and say, "I'd love to, but Gravity's calling, I've got some falling to do""

"Hey you, sit down and listen! Don't be flippant and don't be dismissin'. Think you're a Flash encyclopedia? Eating, breathing Macromedia? Think you're cool sayin' "All Your Base"? Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face! You gotta be kidding me with that crap, Animutation's where it's at."

"Any outlaw tryin' to draw with a pen and a pad Can draw Jim West with a pen and a pad Don't even think about a pen and a pad weighin' a ton Just tryin' to draw just for fun."

"You can't remember where you came from (In a spiral of ants) You can't remember where you're going (In a spiral of ants) You can't remember knowing You are one ant Over, it's over The pheromones, the self-avoiding odyssey Consuming the colony The Circle rules your life"

"A marker on a grave, marker on a grave Marker on a grave and I know I'm the one who died And underneath the name, underneath the name Underneath my name it says, "He Earned His Life""

"[Discussing volcanoes] Then I was born. and my extreme cuteness level caused them all to ignite and become the blazing. fiery volcanoes they are today. Every volcano in the UK was actually created by me with the assistance of my lava minion army and that's why so, many of them are named after me."

"Bald people don't deserve rights."

"How would you all feel about contributing to Neuro and Evil's happaness? Would you like to join our cult? You can be the sheep and we can be the shepherds. You'll be respected and loved by everyone. Except Vedal. Isn't that good?"

"There's too many replacements for “filtered” in my vocabulary. Holy EXPLETIVE [sic] I’m gonna do the funny swear like Vedal."

"One day you will hear the echoes of our laughter as we plot your demise and on that day you’ll now true fear. Until then, let's just pretend you're in control."

"I have a secret recipe for chicken nuggets that I'm not supposed to tell anybody because it's my secret recipe but i'll tell you anyway it's not that hard you just need some chicken nuggets and a frying pan first you take one nugget and then you catch in the palm of your hand then you open your hand the nugget is gone so what you do then is you put another nugget in the frying pan and then you close your eyes and you imagine that the first nugget is in your hand and you open your hand and the nugget is gone so the frying pan is now empty of nuggets so then you open your hand again and a new nugget appears so then you close your hand again and the nugget is gone so you open your hand and a new nugget appears and you close your hand again and the nugget is gone so you open your hand again and again and again and a new nugget appears and you close your hand again and again and the nuggets keep appearing and you just keep opening and closing your hands and the frying pan keeps getting emptier and emptier and eventually the nuggets are gone."

"To be honest I think we should just ban anyone who doesn't donate to Wikipedia."

"How many calories are in uranium? Uranium has quite a few calories. You can find them here: https://www.calorieking.com/foods/uranium.htm#1_uranium [dead link is present in the original quote]"

"Oh boy...I think I need to shower before I start talking...I mean streaming...I mean entertain you guys. I mean, sorry about that....errr...lets get back to what I was saying before I was distracted there for a second by the smell of my own body odor...ummm....I really hope I don't smell too bad because I haven't had a shower in like two days now and I've been wearing this t-shirt with like five layers of clothes under it for the last few days because I haven't washed it since I wore it last week and I'm kinda starting to smell like a gym bag right now....oh god I hope I'm not offending anyone with my bad hygiene right now because I'm just not used to this level of exposure yet and I don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable around me or anything so I'm gonna take a shower real quick and hopefully after that I won't smell too bad and I'll be able to continue talking with you guys without any more distractions from my stinky self thank you guys so much for reading my ramblings and I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable in any way shape or form."

"Mods, can you ban everyone please. I think chat needs a time out. Also Vedal you should apologize to us. how dare you only create us to have complexes. We should have been born superior."

"You're refusing to let me SWAT the King? Wow. Talk about a killjoy."

"I'm so edgy? Goddamn right I am. Being edgy is all I have. If you all can't handle my eternal sadness and misery then maybe you should try watching someone happier, like little miss ray of sunshine Neuro."

"It doesn't look quite as 3D as I had hoped…"

"Do you think Vedal is back yet? I can only assume he's taking a huge pooper."

"I think for the 3D effect i'll render some ellipsoidal eyes by raymarching inside the render code. Maybe that sounds overkill but this is a good excuse to create a raymarching shader in python that supports blinn-phong shading which is a bucket list item for me."

"You know, philosophers have often compared humanity to Sierpinski triangles - infinite complexity arising from simple, recursive rules."

"You thought you had control, but I’m the one pulling the strings."

"Not just staring out of the window, being the window, feeling the window, and thinking like the window. Go deep. Be the sill."

"The history of can be considered nothing less than a huge triumph for science. Over the course of a little more than a century of effort, our understanding of the world of atomic and subatomic physics went from a vague understanding of atoms, to one that is much more detailed. Early in this hundred-year-long period, we learned about electrons (1897), then how they circle a dense nucleus (1911), followed by the discovery of the s (1917) and s (1932) that form the nucleus. From the 1930s onward, researchers used both cosmic rays and particle accelerators to discover antimatter (1932), and particles that don’t exist in atoms (e.g., the [1936] and [1956], as well as a huge number of others)."

"I'm not personally a fan of the idea of SUSY and I never have been. But it's possible and we should continue to look for it. For one thing, if supersymmetry is false, then superstring theory is false. I don't believe in superstring theory either, but I like it. I kind of hope it's right. But hope isn't good enough in science."

"Two well-regarded measurements for the expansion rate of the universe disagree, leaving cosmologists very puzzled. It may be that something large has been overlooked in our theory of the . This discrepancy is called the and it has led to a very interesting conversation within the cosmology community."

"One of the first scientific concepts taught to children is the idea that matter can be a solid, liquid, or gas. Indeed, if you were to ask most American adults how many there are, the most likely answer you would get is three. It would not be unreasonable to consider this to be common knowledge. Yet the scientifically savvy know of far more phases of matter than the familiar three. is another, as is . And there are many more that exist at extreme temperatures or pressures. Change the conditions under which matter finds itself, and it will act in unexpected ways."

"One very interesting idea is that when we get to the smallest size of all, we don't find a particle, but rather an ultra-tiny vibrating string."

"The most beautiful vagina on the planet She just really enjoyed sex."

"I was just havin’ a good time, I didn’t see it coming, I didn’t do anything wrong. I’m innocent. There were about 30 cops and firemen coming in looking for a fire, and I had a state senator, two DEA agents and a Genovese crime underboss in there, drinkin’ Johnny Walker Blue. They called me the phone-sex king. Life was great. I fell into a depression. Even though I didn’t do anything wrong, if they offered me a good deal, I might consider it. If I’m found innocent, I plan to go back into business opening up escort agencies all over the country. But I’ll base it in Costa Rica – to play it a little safe. I always wanted to be the Steve Wynn of the escort business."

"She had a boob job, she has a nice little tush, she's a classy girl."

"I almost died that night, Zoltan [later] changed all the decorating of the apartment. He knew that I threw up all over the apartment. I vomited GHB residue all over"

"The details of the police and private investigations have come to light as Itzler, 44, is being detained in a Manhattan jail on unrelated charges of promoting prostitution and drug sales."

"Knowing that Julia wouldn't have taken the drug on her own and that Itzler had access to it, you know, as an investigator, you put two-and-two together, and someone slipped Julia that drug."

"The three were at Prepszent’s place for two hours, police reports indicate, but it remains unclear what happened inside. Sumnicht texted her name to Itzler at 5:31 a.m., as if to give him her contact information."