"Bubbles: Ours was a torrent of passion, repressed longing, and dramatic uncertainty. I have no regrets, but a walk in the park would have been a comparative walk in the park."

"Claire: You're really here, right? This isn't a hypothetical conversation I'm imagining while I eat my carrot sticks?"

"Elliot: It's an autonomic process, so I guess replace my brain stem."

"Claire: Oh, you're right. I thought these carrot sticks tasted funny."

"Claire: Oh, I don't need a celebration. I'm just relieved it's finally over."

"Momo: Based on their lovemaking pattern for the last few hours, I calculate that Dale and Marigold's latest refractory period is about to end, and I would very much like to be elsewhere."

"Marten: I mean, probably. It might be full of condoms or something though. You know how it is with him."

"Pintsize: The worst part is she said I'm only her SECOND-worst date! I don't even have THAT!"

"Claire: I was thinking we could turn the lights down, play some light jazz, and read our favorite poems to each other."

"Roko: I can't help it if I'm wired to want a little companionship."

"May: If you wanna. Why?"

"Clinton: Wow, nice euphemism. I feel you though, I prefer to poop at home too."

"Bubbles: I believe he is grappling with profound questions about the nature of the relationship between humans and AI. Two more minutes, and then you may go punch him."

"Clinton: Oh my god I can hear the quotation marks"

"Marigold: NO I WOUL- okay yes I would have"

"Brun: The first time someone called me autistic, I didn't even know the word. I didn't understand it was meant to be an insult until I asked my dad and I saw how upset it made him. A while after that the doctor said that yes, I was autistic. They said it's fine, it just meant my brain worked differently than most people. But in my head it meant that I was this word that people used as an insult. That's when I stopped liking doctors."

"Faye: I'd probably have sublimated any attraction I felt into being a sassy bitch - Wait, fuck, have I done that before? Have I always been bi?!"

"Momo: May I come over to your place for awhile?"

"O'Malley: You want companionship, you get a cat. What you want is a oiled-up little fuck-weirdo to rub breakfast foods on your--"

"Brun: I have three thousand dollars in my bra and I have to get to the bank as soon as possible."

"Faye: I'm sorry I bailed on you= before. Thinkin' about how you lost your memories, and you don't know if you had someone special back then... it got me all twisted up inside my head."

"Tai: We've never talked about what'd happen if I got some crazy good job offer somewhere else."

"Bubbles: It is another aspect of my past that is gone forever. It is sad, and it will always be sad. But if circumstances had not transpired the way they did, I would not be here now, with you. I would not trade that to recover what was lost, no matter how precious it may have been."

"Dale: If they offered one I would have taken it!"

"[Close-up on Faye's face, her eyes full of tears.]"

"May: You don't have to be a fuckin' genius to choose your fuckin' words carefully when your girl is askin' if your fuckin' coworker is fuckin' hotter than her! Fuck!"

"Momo: Dale cares for you very much!"

"May: Shitting balls, people should hafta take a fuckin' class before they're allowed to date."

"Bubbles: You are not a monster."

"Renee: You know, if you found a new apartment, you wouldn't have to beg me for laundry privileges."

"Dale: Let's make some lattes. With my dick."

"Emily: I want to do sex with you on top of the coffee grinder. While it's running."

"Bubbles: I love you too, Faye."

"Marigold: But hypothetically, if you lined up me and Emily in front of him and said "pick one", he'd have picked Emily."

"Faye: You shut up. Nobody likes you right now and you're just gonna have to deal with that."

"Dale: But Google said honesty was good in a relationship!"

"Mrs. Whitaker: My point is, if people're livin' in different ways than they did when I was young, it's on me to accept that, long as they're happy and they ain't hurtin' no one. This's is a big surprise, but I'll get used to it, same as I did with your sister. All I want is for my girls to be safe and happy and livin' their best lives. That make sense?"

"Brun: It's okay. I don't mind begging. You always say yes."

"Bubbles [leaning in]: I know something we could do to take the edge off."

"Faye: Imagine if we came home one night and everybody was, like, quietly reading."

"Bubbles: I would find it suspicious."