Video Games About Time Travel

"Who’s your daddy?"

"Seatbelts? Never! I endanger lives, not save them!"

"John DiMaggio – Bender, Sal"

"Frank! Filthy rodent! Kill my favorite minion will you?!"

"Scurry scurry little rats, or you'll miss the show!"

"Just make it quick this time."

"You think you're so great with your stupid grin on your stupid face. Stupid!"

"Ehehehehe chomp chomp!"

"Greasemonkey Gazette raves: A DEADLY display that will BLOW your mind (and body, into pieces.)"

"A performance so electrifying you may just spontaneously combust! Or, uh, not-so-spontaneously..."

"Admittance to tonight's performance is free. First come, first TORN TO SHREDS!"

"Let's see that blood spray!"

"Enough with the jumping already! Showoff."

"Not this time! I've got a backstage pass for you to get up close and personal with my weapon of mass percussion. Come ready to rock!"

"Welcome to the show, vermin! Looking for your precious mask?"

"Tonight, live at the War Palace... get ready for a KILLER performance!"

"Minion! Leave behind nothing but a smoking crater!"

"The show of the century! Tonight, 10 p.m., and 6 feet under!"

"[slaps N. Tropies with his tail] Bloody dags."

"Oy! What'd I miss?"

"[to Kupuna-Wa] Oy. Not that it ain't been fun, but about my ticket home..."

"Yeah. Just tryna get home. I was enjoyin' the retired life, see."

"Easy, chums. If I was here to fight, you'd be cactus."

"[elbow bumps Crash and chuckles]"

"Hmph. Let's see if these tall poppies know how to smoke a steak."

"[sighs] Alright, gotta be another one of them shimmery things 'round here."

"[laughs then sighs] Huh? [sees quantum rift] Ahh! Crikey, not again!"

"Ahhh. Time to go home."

"[sees a fuse being lit] Uh-oh. [runs into the quantum rift]'"

"[sees Crash, Coco, and Cortex falling down] Crikey!"

"Blimey! Best not to think about that."

"Hmm... does this mean I have franchise potential?"

"Master, my mechanical marvel will hypnotize you an army!"

"You're gonna be right on time... if you don't become roadkill first!"

"Time for a spring cleanin'."

"Ohoho! Crikey, I'm starved. [gasps] Wait, is that... [sniffing] roadkill pie, slug and centipede gumbo, braised bat tacos with guanamole? Well now, what have we got here?"

"Hmph! Jump on a TNT crate. What am I, a bandicoot?"

"Oh. [chuckles]"

"[sees N. Brio] Ahh!"

"[gasps in shock]"

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"[gasps] Uh-oh."

"[on TV] Tired of that vile swill Papa Batfield cooks up in his filthy outhouse? C'mon down to Dingo's Diner!"

"Oy! You buggers stay outta my diner!"

"[laughs] How do you like them wumpas?!"

"That's more like it! Now... which way's me diner?"

"Uh. Got a feelin' I'm not in the bayou no more."

"You smell good enough to eat. Hehe!"

"[inhales] Stagnant water, smells like home."

"[Akano drops on his feet] AAAAAAHHHH!!!"