"[after slashing a kidnapper's arm with a shard of glass] Tenth grade biology. Brachial artery... pumps 30 liters of blood a minute. There's only five in the human body. I'm sorry."

"[Talking on his cell phone] I'm tellin' ya, I'm sitting in it right now. It's a brand new Porsche Carrera. The partners gave it to me. Mm-Hm, sugar. Brand new, arctic blue convertible. It goes zero to 60 in 5.2 seconds. Takes the girls' panties down in 3.5 seconds. [Phone line gets suddenly disrupted by Jessica and Ryan] Hey, this is a private call. Get off my line! Mom, are you still there?"

"[trying to get his car out of the impound lot] Okay, fine... I'm getting out my checkbook. Who do I make it out to? "Lady Who Sucks?""

"[to shocked bystanders after beating up Dimitri] It's alright I'm a cop! That's a very bad man!"

"[Talking to the fake Jessica Martin] We had a report of a possible kidnapping. You haven't been kidnapped today, have you? [Chuckles]"

"[As he shoots someone for the first time in his entire career] 27 years. 27 years without this shit!"

"[seeing Ryan with a box of fliers to pass out] Ha ha - that sucks. [Ryan shoves the box at him] No way! This sucks more!"

"[greeting girls at the pier] Hey Chloe. Sam. Friend with nipples."

"[after he views the tape] I'm a dead man."

"[after stealing the lawyer's car] Oh, I am in deep trouble!"

""Ricky Martin"? You named your kid "Ricky Martin"?"

"Cuba Gooding, Jr. — Maj. Salt"

"J. T. Walsh — White House Chief of Staff"

"Robert Alan Beuth — George Armistead (export clerk)"

"Diana Bellamy — Mrs. Pananides"

"Matthew Saks — Sgt. Wolf (airport dispatch)"

"Dale Dye — Lt. Col. Briggs"

"Donald Sutherland — Maj. Gen. Donald McClintock"

"Kevin Spacey — Maj. Casey Schuler"

"Morgan Freeman — Brig. Gen. Billy Ford"

"Rene Russo — Robby Keough"

"Dustin Hoffman — Col. Sam Daniels"

"Try to remain calm."

"This animal carries a deadly virus… and the greatest medical crisis in the world is about to happen."

"[addresses Cabinet after General McClintock briefs them on Operation Clean Sweep] Now, as I understand it, you want to firebomb the town of Cedar Creek, California, population 2600, with something called a "fuel-air bomb", the most powerful non-nuclear weapon in our arsenal. [describes with hands] The way it works, it explodes, sucks in all available oxygen to the core, vaporizes everything within a mile of ground zero — men, women, children, and one airborne virus. Destruction complete, case closed, crisis over. [He pulls out a small booklet from his back pocket.] This... Constitution of the United States... [throws on table] I've read it cover to cover. I don't find anything in it about vaporizing 2600 American citizens, but it does say — several times — that no person shall be deprived of life, liberty, or property without due process. So, a couple of things before "Clean Sweep" is even considered: One, unanimous, unwavering support for the president on this one and I mean public, you're gonna stand there shoulder to shoulder with him - he goes down, you go down. And the second thing is, I want an army of experts citing hundreds of thousands of lab experiments, telling any idiot with a camera, that there was no other way! You got that? Hmm? No member of this government is gonna go sneaking off to the Washington Post telling how "they were the sole voice of opposition." If there is a voice of opposition out there, I want him in here now! [Throws a wad of photos on the table.] Those are the citizens of Cedar Creek. Go on, look at them - these are not statistics, ladies and gentlemen - they're flesh and blood, and I want you to burn those into your memories, because those images should haunt us 'til the day we die!"

"[appeals to the Clean Sweep bomber crew to call off the strike] You hear me, don't you, guys? I'll say it one last time. These people that you're going to bomb are not the enemy. We can kill the virus without killing these people. I swear on my soul that the President does not have the facts. He doesn't know we have a working serum. Oh Christ, if you think I'm lying, drop the bomb. If you think I'm crazy, drop the bomb, but don't drop the bomb just because you're following orders! What you haven't been told is that your superiors have another agenda. Don't you understand that right below you in Cedar Creek, there's a biological weapon that they've been manufacturing illegally for the last 30 years?!? Hey, I guarantee you that the disease has spread beyond the perimeters of this town! If you incinerate Cedar Creek, you incinerate the serum!!!"

"Headaches are like resolutions. You forget them as soon as they stop hurting."

"Mort Mills — Highway Patrol Officer"

"John Anderson — Charlie"

"Patricia Hitchcock — Caroline (as Pat Hitchcock)"

"Lurene Tuttle — Eliza Chambers"

"Frank Albertson — Tom Cassidy"

"Vaughn Taylor — George Lowery"

"Simon Oakland — Dr. Fred Richmond"

"John McIntire — Sheriff Al Chambers"

"Martin Balsam — Detective Milton Arbogast"

"John Gavin — Sam Loomis"

"Vera Miles — Lila Crane"

"Janet Leigh — Marion Crane"

"Anthony Perkins — Norman Bates"

"Exploring the blackness of the subconscious man!"

"The master of suspense moves his cameras into the icy blackness of the unexplored! (window card)"

"[before discovering Marion's body] Mother! Oh, God! Mother! Blood! Blood!"

"The screen's master of suspense moves his camera into the icy blackness of the unexplained!"

"Don't give away the ending — it's the only one we have!"

"It is required that you see Psycho from the very beginning!"

"No one ... BUT NO ONE ... will be admitted to the theatre after the start of each performance of Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho."

"A new — and altogether different — screen excitement!!!"