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"Get ready to be happy ladies and gentlemen, Johnny Knoxville is gonna jump the entire lake! He's amazing."
"It's times like these when you know - Johnny Knoxville is one gnarly dude."
"[Chuckles after extracting horse semen] You just pleasured a horse."
"Dude, Wee Man, I would never use a card throwing machine on you!"
"I just had a leech chomp my eyeball. YES!"
"[After completing the butt chug] Alright, let's go to the bar!"
"All right cast me out, goddammit!"
"I'm Steve-O, and sorry Dad, but no one's gonna miss this for the world. This is the Butt Chug."
"[About to be buried up to his neck in a pile of manure] I'm Steve-O and this is some shit. [Screams] I'm Steve-O and this is some shit!"
"[To Dave England who has an upset stomach] Last time you shit in a damn van and now you get to shit in a limo!"
"Ow, my hip! I think I just gave birth!"
"Son of a–fuck you!"
"[After Johnny Knoxville falls head first off the penny farthing bicycle] You didn't land it."
"[After the riot control test] Son of a fuck you!"
"[Riding a BMX bicycle] Why would anybody ride this shit? What's the reasoning? Why can't they just make two of the same size wheel?"
"So here I am, trying to contribute to Ehren McGhehey's new beard. I hope he knows that I skipped showering for about a week and a half to make this a little more gross. [Shaves his pubic hair]"
"[Pulling Ehren out of the tire] Jesus Christ, you got a fat fucking ass!"
"[While chewing on horse feces] It's so dry!"
"Ow...! Ah...! My ass hurts so fucking bad!"
"[Doing the jihadist suicide bomber skit, to taxi driver] Where I'm going, I don't need luggage."
"[While trapped in the trunk of a taxi cab] Get me out of here!"
"What? I can't hear... kinda."
"There's a machine in here! Where's the fucking card throwing machine?"
"[Getting shocked by an electric stool] Ah! Argh...! [Jumps of off the stool] No, [repeatedly] I don't fucking like that dude...! That fucking hurts, dude!"
"Bam just took a golden dildo up his ass at high speed. That's what happened."
"[Holds up two dollar bills, referring to Dave England] I'm gonna pay this motherfucker right here... two hundred smackaroos... it's not counterfeit, it's real... to eat horse shit!"
"[To Dave England] Swallow, swallow it nigga!"
"[After seeing Bam's gluteus brand] He should have made it bigger and more realistic, that puny thing's embarrassing!"
"[Lance is laughing hysterically] I think we broke Lance!"
"I do not recommend putting leeches on testicles."
"Johnny Knoxville as Self/Irving Zisman"
"Bam Margera as Self"
"Steve-O as Self"
"Chris Pontius as Self"
"Ryan Dunn as Self"
"Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña as Self"
"Preston Lacy as Self"
"Dave England as Self"
"Ehren McGhehey as Self"
"Phil Margera as Self"
"April Margera as Self"
"Jess Margera as Self"
"Brandon DiCamillo as Self"
"Mat Hoffman as Self"
"Tony Hawk as Self"
"Mark Zupan as Self"
"Jeff Tremaine as Self"
"Spike Jonze as Self/Gloria"
"Brandon Novak as Self"
"Guess who just made number two?"