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April 10, 2026
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"Niab Nathaniel as The Small Girl"
"James 'Jimmy' O'Brien as The Second Child"
"Richard O'Brien as The Innkeeper and the Baker"
"Keith Wickbam as Nicasio and the Villager"
"Matt Wilkinson as Slamski"
"And besides, I'll get to meet her. She's divine. Some people just are born stylish."
"This is where I live with my father. Who happens to be the most important lawyer in the kingdom. I have a big exam to get into Law School soon and I really should be studying, but... in truth... "...in truth, it wasn't the first time he faced a dragon", but this time it was different. This was Gdraf, the three headed dragon. If any of the Knights of Valour had a chance against it, it was. "Sir Roland". My grandfather!"
"Now, I'm free to my promise. I don't know why I didn't realized it before. Maybe you're too perfect as a friend to think of you in any other way. But Talia, would you do me the honour... of letting me accompany you to..."
"You never sit on the throne, my grandfather stop you then and I’ll stop you now."
"YOU LIAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! That sword belongs to my family!."
"There is no honour in seizing power by force."
"I think her family invited money."
"He was my grandfather's... He was... he was my friend."
"I promised to dedicate my knighthood to you, and I keep my word. My triumph is also yours."
"[repeated twice] Hey, handsome. [whacks her opponent with a metal plate]"
"You need a sidekick?"
"[as Sota shows up at Lara's party] Clowns. I hate clowns. If you need me, I'll be at the desert table. I need something strong."
"Next time buy your armor in the adult section."
"See that laurel? Its leaves flow left. On all the merchandising it flows right."
"Sir Roland killed 16 dragons. A world record. Some say 15, but they are not counting Balthazar and... But I say, one less dragon is one less dragon."
"[shows a chicken leg] Yoo-hoo, you want me to supersize that for you? Okay, supersize it is. [hits a thug with a larger chicken leg]"
"[about Melquiades' "third eye"] You can't see anything with that eye! It's painted on."
"Wrapped around your face if you don't stop shouting right now!"
"No, we didn't fill that form A-38, whatever that is. If you want to, you can wait for the owner, but let me do my job."
"[at the diner table, before having desert and went home with her mother] Welcome to the circus. Chocolate. Straight."
"So, this is working for you, is it?"
"Why would he drag her up here?"
"Fired? No, I quit!"
"[after striking Sota, cutting a feather off his hat] Stylish hat!"
"[catches Sir Clorex] Are you leaving already? Chicken!"
"[fighting Sir Clorex] I always knew you were a fake! [punches him] A fraud! [punches him again] A phoney! [punches him several more times, causing him to land under a chimney. Talia then kicks it, causing soot to fall on Sir Clorex.] And so the knight in shining armor turned out to be the Black Knight!"
"[after knocking Sota out] Nice profile."
"Justin, I looked for you at the party but... Where are you going?"
"Real cute, Mel But he's not my type."
"Just in case you haven't heard, Lady Lara Moneybags has been kidnapped after all. You made an oath to her, Justin."
"Sorry. Do you think she's jealous yet?"
"You have to go. But not by yourself. With a wizard and a girl like me on your arm you'll get your princess."
"[sweetley] You are."
"They still do. Just look at the menu. The deep fried pig trotters burger is an adventure. And with the cod liver kebab you're definitely risking your life."
"Can't you see I'm busy here with a real customer? You were hired to protect the bar, not to drink."
"That's why I came here looking for a wizard. The closest thing we have to offer is... Tada! Melquiades!"
"You're funny. Good luck, hero's apprentice. You have to come back and tell me how it went."
"Let go of me. Touch me one more time, and we'll see who's in distress. And thank you."
"Are you in some kind of trouble? Nothing that I can't deal with myself, Sir Glance-a-lot. Oh, and don't forget to come to our costume night. There are some big prizes."
"Great, I can't pay the rent, but at least I look better."
"Yeah. I can see that."
"The rat escapes."
"You can't give up did you see us back there."
"She said she was rich."
"They make a perfect couple."