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"Brian Haley as Veeko"
"Robin Baber as Ursula"
"Eddie Bracken as Old Soldier"
"Verne Troyer as Baby Bink's stunt double"
"Anna Thomson as Mrs. McCray"
"Trevor Dalton as Norm"
"Good night. Aah!"
"Around the back!"
"Well, prison isn't so bad. We do get Salisbury steak on Wednesdays."
"[To Kevin] Shut up, you little moron!"
"Good idea."
"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night."
"Mr. Prescott!"
"[To Vera] Shut up, Vera!"
"Uh-oh! Let's get out of here!"
"Hey, don't touch me, officer!"
"Sean Hayes as Larry"
"Will Sasso as Curly"
"Chris Diamantopoulos as Moe"
"[points at Snooki's Guiness beer hat] Just because she is wearing a "Genius" hat, does not mean she is one."
"Jane Lynch as Mother Superior"
"Larry David as Sister Mary-Mengele"
"Brian Doyle-Murray as Monsignor Ratliffe"
"Dwight Howard, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Jennifer "JWoww" Farley, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Paul "Pauly D" DelVecchio and Samantha "Sweetheart" Giancola as themselves"
"Isaih Mustafa as Moe's Hip Executive"
"Kate Upton as Sister Bernice"
"Craig Bierko as Mac"
"Kirby Heyborne as Theodore J. "Teddy" Harter (Ling's husband and the adoptive father of Murph, Peezer & Weezer)"
"Justin Lopez as Peter"
"Antonio Sabà to, Jr. as Bobby"
"Carly Craig as Mrs. Harter"
"Caitlin Colford as Nun"
"SofÃa Vergara as Lydia"
"Stephen Collins as Mr. Harter"
"Jennifer Hudson as Sister Rosemary"
"Lin Shaye as Nursery Nurse"
"Scott Beach - Narrator"
"Curt Lowens - Airport officer"
"Terence Marsh - Startled British officer"
"Tucker Smith - Klotskis Klown"
"Phil Adams - Airport sentry"
"Paul Ratliff - Naval officer"
"Larry Rosenberg - Rifka's husband"
"Milt Jamin - Gestapo soldier"
"Wolf Muser - Desk sergeant"
"James Haake - Sasha"
"Max Brooks - Rifka's son"
"Earl Boen - Dr. Boyarski"
"Ivor Barry - General Hobbs"
"William Glover - Major Cunningham"