Short Films

"I want to play a game."

"I'm a glorified janitor; I clean up after sick people."

"I'm nothing there. I blend into the walls. I don't know why, whoever did this to me, picked me. But they did."

"Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy decided to reorganize and resupervise their entire financial structure -- So they took the $3.80 and went into business."

"William Gillespie - piano salesman"

"Charlie Hall - postman"

"Lilyan Irene - nursemaid"

"Sam Lufkin - police officer"

"Gladys Gale - Mrs. Von Schwarzenhoffen"

"Billy Gilbert - Professor Theodore Von Schwarzenhoffen, M.D., A.D., D.D.S., F.L.D., F-F-F-and-F"

"Oliver Hardy - Ollie"

"Stan Laurel - Stan"

"Ross Schaefer - voice of Hand Duet"

"Paul Greenberg - voice of Prissypeo"

"Mark DeCarlo - voice of Black Helmet Man"

"Every Hand Has A Thumb..."

"Rob Paulsen - voice of Oobedoob Benubi/Thumbtrooper"

"If there were thumbs in space and they got mad at each other there would be... THUMB WARS"

"Steve Oedekerk - voice of Loke Groundrunner/Beboobeep/Unwise Council Member/The Puppet/Gabba the Butt/Big Toe & Yes Man/Aunt Gonnabiteit"

"Andrea Fears - voice of Princess Bunhead"

""I wish Cotton was a monkey. All he needs is a tail." (Spanky, A Lad an' a' Lamp, 1932)"

""Don't drink the milk, it's SPOILED". (various characters, Mush and Milk, 1933)"

""I don't think I'll taste so good, mother says I'm spoiled!" (Spanky, The Kid From Borneo, 1933)"

""You said it!" (various characters)"

""That'll learn 'em." (Scotty)"

""Aww, gee!"(w:Dickie Moore)"

"singing off-key* "I'm the Barber of Seville!" (Alfalfa)"

""Oh-Tay!" (Porky and Buckwheat)"

""Okee-dokee!" and "Okey-doke!" (Spanky)"

""Gee, you're pretty, Miss Crabtree. You're prettier 'n Miss MacGillicuddy." (Jackie), Teacher's Pet and Love Business, both 1930"

""Don't call me Norman, call me Chubsy-Ubsy." (Chubby), Love Business"

""Yum-yum. Eat-em-up!" (Uncle George (The wild man), The Kid from Borneo, 1933)"