"[after Johnny gives her an order] Yeah? Well, you wanna hear my 'final word' Mr Push-everyone-around Nogarelli? You may be able to cute some of the chicks in this school, but this chick has been cute by one Johnny Nogarelli for the last time. I may not be the classiest chick in this school, but I'm the best you're ever gonna get. So take it or leave it!"

"Timothy McGinn: Write a bill, Britney."

"Ruth Williamson - Madeline Kroft"

"Luke Wilson - Emmett Richmond"

"Bob Newhart - Sid Post"

"Bruce Thomas - UPS Guy"

"Stanley Anderson - Michael Blaine"

"J Barton - Timothy McGinn"

"Alanna Ubach - Serena McGuire"

"Jessica Cauffiel - Margot"

"Mary Lynn Rajskub - Reena Giuliani"

"Dana Ivey - Congresswoman Libby Hauser"

"Bruce McGill - Stanford Marks"

"Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette"

"Regina King - Grace Rossiter"

"Sally Field - Rep. Victoria Rudd"

"Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods"

"Join the party!"

"This summer. . . justice is blonde."

"Bigger. Bolder. Blonder"

"Emmett: Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good."

"Dog Spa receptionist: Your dogs are gay!"

"Lady at Versace: You've got the wrong Versace."

"V.E.R.S.A.C.E. tagline on website: We test makeup on animals, so you don't have to."

"Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!"

"Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too."

"Take this sentence. The dragon enters blank. If any adverb fits into that sentence, it makes sense."

"Her Beagle's name is Dolly Madison, which was my grandma's stripper name!"

"Or something really classy-like white leather! I'll call the guy who did my car seats!"

"Oh My God! You look like the Fourth of July! It makes me want a hot dog real bad!"

"Who's ready to discharge?! Or petition a bill...or whatever!"

"So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America! Speak up!"

"I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority."

"Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle congress."

"I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!"

"Oooooh! Nice briefcase!"

"This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored."

""Dawn" is a carefully crafted work that shouldn't be confused with run-of-the-mill horror exploitation films. If we can survive the gruesome imagery and see beyond the obligatory scenes of the horror genre, Romero gives us a savagely satiric vision of America that's not easy to forget. This is both a very difficult film and a very good one."

"I found that this film actually did something a lot of modern zombie movies fail to do - surprise me; The characters had been so well established that I found myself saying "They won't kill him, he's too important." I felt this emphasized the point Romero himself says he tries to make in most of these films, which is that they are films about people and how they cope in tough situations, not zombies."