Samurai Films

"I'm Hank, and I'm the new samurai."

"Time to mark some territory."

"You're under arrest!"

"Resting kitty face. (Jimbo)"

"Oh, but you're wrong! I am a real samurai. I got a cup right here that says so!"

"Sounds like you need a mentor."

"Lesson one, it is not so important what you do, as it is important that you do something. A warrior has cat-like reflexes."

"No, you're not."

"Notorious c.a.t. (Sumo)"

"El fluffy. (Chuck)"

"Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias — Chuck"

"Mel Brooks — Shogun"

"We've gotta wipe that town off the map. Send a tweet example towards the troops."

"Michelle Yeoh — Yuki"

"Total purrfectionist. (Yuki)"

"What the mother father cocker spaniel is going on here?!"

"Don't forget to land on your… [Hanks lands on his back] …feet!"

"I've got to make this samurai thing work."

"Underdog to top dog. (Hank)"

"Constant hissy-fits. (Ika Chu)"

"VIP: Very important cat. (Shogun)"

"Oh my! (Ohga)"

"Don't call her cute. (Emiko)"

"George Takei — Ohga"

"So litter-al. (Ichiro)"

"Ricky Gervais — Ika Chu"

"I lived in a bad part of town full of bad dogs. Everybody always picked on me. I thought if I could be a samurai, it would change everything."

"Hey, this is the training montage, isn't it?"

"Doggamn it! Still, at least after the segual."

"I am your father."

"The cuteness is so strong with this one."

"Mutsuta's wife: You're too sharp. That's your trouble. You're like a drawn sword. Sharp, naked without a sheath. You cut well. But good swords are kept in their sheaths."

"You tired of being stupid yet?"

"Mutsuta's wife: Killing people is a bad habit."

"If it sounds too good to be true it usually is."

"Stupid friends are dangerous."

"We can't move like this! We look like a centipede!"

"Tatsuya Nakadai - Hanbei Muroto"

"Yūzō Kayama - Iori Izaka"

"He was exactly like me. A naked sword. He didn't stay in his sheath."

"Yūnosuke Itō - Mutsuta, the Chamberlain"

"Takashi Shimura - Kurofuji"

"Kamatari Fujiwara - Takebayashi"

"Takako Irie - Mutsuta's wife"

"Reiko Dan - Chidori"

"Akira Kurosawa's Powerful and Newest Japanese Masterpiece"

"Mutsuta, the Chamberlain: Once as I rode by, someone said "the rider has a longer face than the horse.""

"Toshiro Mifune - Sanjûrô Tsubaki"

"A fast sword, keen perception used well to SLAUGHTER HIS ENEMIES."

"Masao Shimizu - Kikui"