Post Apocalyptic Films

"[to Shaun as he goes to save Barbara] Don't forget to kill Phillip!"

"Yeeaah, boy!"

"Wa'ssup, niggas?"

"[to David when he complains about the window] You did that, you twat!"

"Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?"

"[When Ed says he's sorry and Shaun smells his farts] Oh my god, that is rotten!"

"[Ed points out that Pete is in the bar.] Fuck-a-doodle-doo!"

"[When about to attack a zombified John] Okay, John. It's time at the bar!"

"[As zombified Pete is biting Ed] PETE! I SAID, LEAVE HIM ALONE! [Shoots and kills zombified Pete.]"

"Would anyone like... a peanut?"

"(after Ed gives him a beer) Thanks Babe."

"[distracting a zombie horde.] Come and get it! It's a running buffet! All you can eat!"

"What's the matter, David? Never taken a shortcut before? (This line would be repeated in Hot Fuzz)"

"[coming across zombified Pete] Ah! Sorry, Pete, sorry... listen, we're gonna borrow your car, okay, hope you don't mind and – ah – later on, if you're feeling better, w-we're going down to the pub, so you're m-more than welcome to, to... [whispered] join us.(A reference to The Evil Dead)."

"How's that for a slice of fried gold?"

"[Seeing a zombie without an arm] Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!"

"[repeated line, about his copy of Man Parrish's "Hip Hop Be-Bop"] That was the second album I ever bought!"

"[Repeated line about Phillip.] He's not my dad. He's my stepdad."

"As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about."

"[Response to David.] GET FUCKED, FOUR-EYES!"

"Peter Serafinowicz — Pete"

"Jessica Stevenson — Yvonne"

"Bill Nighy — Phillip"

"Penelope Wilton — Barbara"

"Lucy Davis — Dianne"

"Dylan Moran — David"

"Nick Frost — Ed"

"Kate Ashfield — Liz"

"Simon Pegg — Shaun"

"It's just one of those days when you're feeling a little...dead."

"In a time of crisis, a hero must arise... from his sofa."

"This September, aim for the head."

"Ever felt like you were surrounded by zombies?"

"Bought milk. Called mom. Dodged zombies (American alternative)"

"Buy milk. Call mum. Dodge zombies."

"A romantic comedy. With zombies."

"Television Newscaster: Reports that the infection was spread by rage-infected monkeys have now been dismissed as bull-"

"Jeremy Thompson: [On 'six months on' special] It's just not something you ever expect to have to say on air: "removing the head or destroying the brain". Extraordinary."

"Jeremy Thompson: [During emergency news broadcast] In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain."

"Radio Newscaster: The Church of England has joined other extremist religious groups in proclaiming the phenomenon 'a sign of the coming apocalypse', although Downing Street is refusing to be drawn into a religious debate."

"Trisha Goddard: [re: a guest who still loves her undead husband.] You go to bed with it?!"

"Pete: It's four in the "fucking morning"!"

"Pete: Fuck-a-doodle-doo!"

"Pete: And the front door is open... again!"

"Pete: [To Shaun] Sort your fucking life out, mate!"

"Various: [to Shaun, repeated line.] You've got red on you."

"Eight days ago, I found Jones with his gun in his mouth. He said he was going to kill himself because there was no future. What could I say to him? We fight off the infected or we wait until they starve to death, and then what? What do nine men do except wait to die themselves? I moved us from the blockade, I set the radio broadcasting and I promised them women. Because women mean a future."

"Stuart McQuarrie - Sergeant Farrelle"

"Christopher Eccleston - Major Henry West"

"Megan Burns - Hannah"