Pigs

"For us the pig's the means, while bacon is the end Providing gustatory heights to which we can ascend."

"Ethically, she couldn't cause the suffering of any living thing. Logically, bacon cheeseburgers were delicious."

"The bacoun was nat fet for hem, I trowe, That som men han in Essex at Dunmowe."

"Seyned bacoun, and somtyme an ey or tweye."