"I have saved a fucking gorilla today, I also talked a very special idiot out of willing himself dead, and now, just because I'm too hairy in some places and too bald in other places, you can't find it in your putrid little heart to want to get to know me sexually? [Laughs sarcastically] What's wrong with me? What is wrong with you? I am magical!"

"Everybody who loves Tea Party Land, say "I"! I! Okay, who's up for a crumpet?"

"Never mind, I can't wait."

"Sometimes change is good. Having a new teacher turned out to be a lot of fun."

"Ba-a-la-la-la-la."

"I love you too, son. This message will self-destruct in 3...2...1..."

"Welcome to Taco Shack. May I take your order?"

"Please tell me we go home alone with her?"

"Babies, no! Put Scraps down!"

"Where shall I begin?"

"Chapter one: how I got my very first pair of glasses…"

"Fine, but don't blame me if dinner is late! I'd like to see you cook a meal in your arms where your legs should be! Maybe I'll go on the Goraldo Show, he'll believe me about the aliens! I can't find my tush!"

"I am... I... I think as we are very tired, we should go down to the pond for a drink. Then we'll go back to our nests and burrows and sleep. We can explore our big new park tomorrow. And then we will plan how to live together in perfect peace and harmony. In the true spirits of Farthing Wood."

"You're coming with me, punk!"

"That's right, be afraid! Be very afraid! And tell all your cold-blooded friends there's plenty more where that came from!"

"Mechana can we do it?"

"Mini-muffin?"

"Affirmative!"

"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."

"In all the universe, I never expected to find a family."

"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, where the sea's asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke, and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, and somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace, we've got work to do!"

"Being Choose Goose is no lark... especially now that I'm turning dark."

"Oh no. It's started. [screaming]"

"Trust me. There's something magical about you too."

"We Animal Mechanical can!"

"I am the dirt under your nails, cupcake. Nothing's gonna clean me out."

"Well, I think you all look perfect."

"You wanted to know how history will remember the Avengers, Iron Man? Well, here's your answer."

"Yeah, Junior Justice League. Team division."

"A great run. And until we meet again boys and girls, know that wherever evil lurks in all its myriad forms, I'll be there with the hammers of justice to fight for decency, and defend the innocent. Goodnight."

"P2, going down."

"Bravo, Batman. Checkmate. Shall we play again?"

"Riley, run!"

"Yeah. This is nice."

"Yup, yup! Let us swim to freedom!"

"I'm stuck in a tree!"

"Okay. I think it's just officially got to the point where it can't get any weirder."

"We have since built museums to celebrate the past, and spent decades studying prehistoric lives. And if all this has taught us anything, it is this: no species lasts forever."