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"(Extended Tagline) Once upon a time in the East . . ."
"You are the true strongman. Heck, your urine lights the lamps around here!"
"Kaptaan: Ek tu hi hay bahubali. Terey to, peshaab say bhi chiraag jale hain pooray pardes main"
"Where were you last night Mister? ... Yeah right, raising (political) funds inside a petticoat"
"Bhaisaab which meeting were you attending yesterday?... Oh yaa you were raising the funds in slut's place"
"Kaptaan: Bhai saab kal kaun si meeting mein ja rahe thhe aap bhala... Haan Ghagre mein ghus ke ho rahi thi fund raising"
"Hey Omi have lunch, ur sister in law has made some veg stuff for u"
"Kaptaan: Re Omi Roti Na Kha ke jaga(Jayega), Teri bhabi ne saag bana ke bheja teri Khaatir"
"Hey, catch it...bloody has got wings....Hey Khichhloo!! There's only black money in my fate, only black money, isn't it?"
"Kaptaan: Ra pakdiye re, ud gaya sasura.....Ra Khichhloo!! Maari kismat me bhi haram ki kamayi likhi hai haram ki, koni bhai, kyu."
"Vakeel saab: Jo ladki apne baap ko thug sakti hai, woh kisi aur ki sagi kya hogi"
"Indu: Hansi badi mehangi ho rakhi hai duniya mein"
"Bhaisaab: Jab ghodi ke khoor mein naal tthuke, to mhendki bhi paun tthaa (utthaa) leti hai bhaiyya"
"Kitnay phone todayga Kaptan?"
"Badi lakdi mat ttha (uttha) Kaptan"
"Khaal udhed ke pinjar dhoop mein sukha doongaa"
"Aaj khush to bahut hoge tum..."
"Main aaj bhi pheke hue paise nahi uthaataa Dabar Saab."
"Jao jaake pehle us aadmi ka sign lekar aao, jisne mere haath par yeh likh diya.. [Mera baap chor hai.]"
"Peter tum log mujhe doondh rahe ho aur main tumhara yahaan intezaar kar raha huun."
"Ravi: Mere paas maa hai!"
"Vijay: Aaj mere paas building-e hai, property hai, bank balance hai, bangla hai, gaadi hai. Kay hai tumhare paas?"
"Vijay, tu kuch aisa kaam to nahi kar raha hai naa, jo tujhe nahi karna chahiye."