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April 10, 2026
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"Jussie Smollett - Terry Hall"
"Danny Tamborelli - Tommy Duncan"
"Aaron Schwartz - Dave Karp"
"J.D. Daniels - Peter Mark"
"He's never coached. They've never won. Together they'll learn everything about winning!"
"I hate kids. They're barely human."
"Thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth! Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth!"
"Heidi Kling - Casey Conway"
"A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win. A team is something you belong to, something you feel, something you have to earn."
"Jesse Hall: [to Gordon] Yo, dude. You obviously in the wrong hood. This is my dominion and it's a drug free zone. You understand? We ain't buyin' nothin'! Now I'm feeling generous today, so I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla booty out of here before we be using your eyeballs as hockey pucks!"
"Coach Jack Reilly: Why'd you turn against me, Gordon? For six years, I taught you how to skate, I taught you how to score, I taught you how to go for the "W". You could have been one of the greats! And now look at yourself. You're not even a has-been. You're a never-was."
"Jan Rubeš as Jan"
"Eldon Henson - Fulton Reed"
"Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay"
"Marguerite Moreau as Connie Moreau"
"Matt Doherty - Lester Averman"
"Lane Smith - Coach Jack Reilly"
"Joshua Jackson - Charlie Conway"
"Josef Sommer - Mr. Gerald Ducksworth"
"Joss Ackland - Hans"
"Matt Doherty as Les Averman"
"Ty 'O Neal as Dwayne Robinson"
"Shaun Weiss - Greg Goldberg"
"Rich Little as Narrator"
"Hadley Kay as Tommy"
"Leo Sayer as Dan the Forest Ranger"
"Tammy Bourne as Julie"
"Fred Little as Cedric Sneer"
"Sharon Lewis as Sophia Tutu"
"Danny Gallivan as Ferlin Fielddigger"
"Carl Banas as Schaeffer / Bears"
"Len Carlson as Bert Raccoon"
"Michael Magee as Cyril Sneer / Snag"
"Bob Dermer as Ralph Raccoon / Bears"
"Rita Coolidge as Melissa Raccoon"
"Fionnula Flanagan - Miss McGill"
"Simon Herring - Guard"
"Keanu Reeves - Heaver"
"George Finn - Carl Racki"
"Ed Lauter - Murray Chadwick"
"Patrick Swayze - Derek Sutton"
"Cynthia Gibb - Jessie Chadwick"
"Rob Lowe - Dean Youngblood"
"The ice... The fire... The fight... To be the best."
"To Youngblood, winning wasn't everything - proving himself was."
"Blane Youngblood: You can learn to punch in the barn, but you gotta learn to survive on the ice."
"Eric Nesterenko - Blane Youngblood"
"I don't give a shit where I play as long as I go number one in the draft and I sign the biggest contract I can. I've been busting my ass in this league for four years, and I'm gonna get what's coming to me."
"All right, one period left. One period away from winning it all or losing to these miserable hackers with their shit-eating grins and their Saturday night wrestling tactics. One period away from remembering something for the rest of your life or something you wanna forget."
"Hey, go hump your Saint Bernard, scum-nuts."