Homestar Runner

"Mr. Shmallow: Each delight is hand puffed with a blend of only the finest airs. Air-puffing is surely the future of eating delicious foodstuffs."

"Mr. Shmallow: Add open flames to create a flavor taste that will send you to the moon!"

"The Homestar Runner: I read that a ghost."

"Old-Timey Marzipan: You read that a ghost what?"

"Old-Timey Marzipan: You read that a ghost is what?"

"The Homestar Runner: I read that a ghost is here in town and there's a 27 cent ree-ward for its capture."

"Old-Timey Marzipan:: Where's the ghost?"

"Old-Timey Strong Bad: Behold! The fantoustic [sic] phantasm."

"Sickly Sam: I bury myself alive on Tuesdays."

"Old-Timey Strong Bad: Criminy crickets! Foiled again!"

"Marshie: [crying backstage] WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT?!"

"Strong Bad: I thought you said you were the star of this one."

"Strong Bad: What are you doing!?"

"Homestar Runner: Isn't that the sound that um... eyeballs make?"

"Strong Mad:: IT'S PERSONAL!"

"Homestar Runner: Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot [sic]?"

"Homestar Runner: Oh, tattoos, huh?"

"[cut back to Strong Bad at his computer]"

"Strong Bad: Lemme guess. That doesn't include Bed Axe."

"Strong Bad: The Lappy 486 weighs in at an extremely portable forty-two pounds and features an impressive battery life of one half of ten minutes."

"The King of Town: Come now, young whipper-snapper. My fellows and I were just about to start playing at games of chance!"

"Strong Bad: Uh, can you guys start using some words that were invented after the year nineteen-oh-zero?"

"Stinkoman: Oh man, those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better. [finds Strong Bad’s time capsule] WHAAAT is this?! Some sort of a challenge buried in the GROUUUND?!"

"Strong Sad: You basically described that creep Señor Cardgage that lived down the street from us when we were little."

"BubsSo : my escrow carried over into my lumbago, but then my sciatica started acting up."

"The King of Town: Government ain't right! Government ain't right!"

"Strong Bad: And I might as well spit in it, just in case they ever figure out how to make people… from spit. Ooh! Then I'd put some dry ice in there so when they open it up it looks all smoky and steamy and it says a-like froosh when they first open it. There'll be no doubt about my coolty."

"Coach Z: And my back still hurts. And my knees still hurt. And my head still hurts."

"Bubs: My cousin Louis, he's dead. My cousin Harold, he's dead."

"Strong Bad: Rest assured, Shim-Sham Sam, my time capsule would reign supreme. Like your hot single Mom is gonna wanna date my time capsule. So, the key to a good time capsule is it being an actual capsule. None of these shoe boxes or tennis ball cans. No. Those things are called time boxes and time tennis ball cans. Those are different and lame and differently lame. And they always get dug up in about 4 days."

"[after strong bad is finished describing his “kind of cool” alter ego]"

"Homsar: Uhdyeah, what ees eht, Stwong Baaaaayaad?"

"[Cut to Coach Z’s locker room]"

"Strong Bad: But if you're looking for a guaranteed good time, you need to get invited to an OLDER KID'S slumber party. Anything goes at those things!"

"Homestar Runner: I'd be all the time sayin' "That's bupkis!""

"Homestar Runner: Oh. Those are off-limits. We're only allowed to play Clapping Party."

"Strong Bad: Whoa! Jackpot! Blood Bleeder, Head Chopper 2, Scab Wars, Blistergeist? Most of these things have been taken off the market!"

"Strong Bad: No!"

"Strong Bad: I'd still probably be the coolest guy in the world, just a different kind of cool. More of a "I'm so cool, you don't even know I'm cool" kind of cool."

"Homestar Runner: No. Find The Load Bearer, Bed Axe, I never heard of any of these games we're playing."

"Strong Bad: This is called Find The Load Bearer. You never played this before?"

"Homestar Runner: You wanna hear it?"

"Homestar Runner: What did you say the name of this family card game was again, Strong Bad?"

"Strong Bad: According to Coolguy's Law, the popularity of the host is inversely proportional to the amount of fun you can have at their house."

"Strong Bad: No."

"Strong Sad: [offscreen] That's not true either!"

"Strong Bad: Hey, Homsar!"

"Homestar Runner: [repeated line] Where my hat is at?"

"Strong Bad: That's how I'd do it, College Bike Owner. So keep away from shrubbery, don't talk to anyone with a clipboard, and avoid putting your bike on the roof of glass skyscrapers."

"Strong Bad: “Hey Strong Bad, I'm at college and I need to keep my bike from being stolen. I figure if I think like a thief, I can figure out how to protect it. So, how would you try to steal my bike? Virginia, M.I.” Oh, not smart enough for MIT, huh? Just M.I.?"