"Now my name is MCA, I've got a license to kill (Yeah) I think you know what time it is, it's time to get ill (Yeah) Now what do we have here, an outlaw and his beer? (Uh-huh) I run this land, you understand? I've made myself clear?"

"So kick off your shoes and put on your swim fins 'Cause when it comes to quarries I'm known to swim."

"Jazz and AWOL, that's our team, Step inside the party, disrupt the whole scene. When it comes to beats, well, I'm a fiend. I like my sugar with coffee and cream."

"If you try to knock me, you'll get mocked (Mocked) I'll stir fry you in my wok (Wok) Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop (Pop) Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock (Spock)."

"Well it might sound odd, it might sound corny, But here's some sex rhymes for those that are horny."

"A sassy, sophisticated, sexy lady, Well I'm twenty-six, and you're eighty."

"Because I saw you at the checkout line; You dropped your coupons and you were looking fine. Sophisticated, and so mature, I couldn't really care if you're 50 or 74. Because I want ya, and I need ya. Hey boomin' granny, you could be my teacher."

"Lookin' for a girl, I ran into a guy. His name was MCA, I said "Howdy," he said, "Hi.""

"Another plane, another train, another bottle in the brain. Another girl, another fight, another drive all night."

"Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear. I'll kick you out of my home if you don't cut that hair. Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?" Aw, Mom, you're just jealous, it's the Beastie Boys!"

"Your pop's caught you smokin', man, he says, "No way!" That hypocrite smokes two packs a day. Man, livin' at home is such a drag. Now your mom threw away your best porno mag (Busted).You gotta fight for your right To party!"

"Because Mutiny on the Bounty’s what we're all about I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder 'Cause I'm bad, gettin' bolder, cold, gettin' colder Terrorizin' suckers on the seven seas And if you've got beef, you'll get capped in the knees We got 16 men on a dead man's chest And I shot those suckers, and I'll shoot the rest!"

"(Girls!) To do the dishes, (Girls!) to clean up my room. (Girls!) To do the laundry, (Girls!) and in the bathroom. (Girls!) That's all I really want is girls."

"Because I'm hard hittin', always bitten, cool as hell. I got the trees on my mirror so my car won't smell."

"I'm the king of the classroom, coolin' in the back. My teacher had beef, so I gave her a smack. She chased me out of class, she was strapped with a ruler. Went to the bathroom, rolled myself a wooler."