"Mr. Clever: No, please, Mr. Sneeze, you musn't sneeze now. Not when Mr. Tickle is about to complete the tallest house of cards ever built in Misterland."

"Mr. Sneeze: Ahh. It's all right, Mr. Clever. I'm not going to sneeze after all."

"Mr. Sneeze: I wonder why I'm not sneezing?"

"Wizard: You're not sneezing because you haven't got a cold."

"Boompaly Boomp!"

"Mr. Bump: I owe you might life, Mr. Grumble. (spits out water while Mr. Grumble hits him on the back)"

"Mr. Grumble: You owed me a pair of roller skates. Thanks to you, mine are at the bottom of the sea."

"Mr. Bump: Well, I'll buy you a new pair and we'll go skating together. I feel much so safer with you."

"Mr. Grumble: Huh! That's all I need!"

"You never learn!"

"This is what I'm talking about!"

"Mr. Parrot: Good morning, Mr. Messy. Good morning, Mr. Messy."

"This is a Vernissage?! I thought it was a nail color exhibition and we got to pick out a color!"

"My dress is so trendy and totally fizz! I even think it’s still going to be fashionable next week!"

"Now I'll never lend you my pink jeans that make your butt look awesome !"

"Wow!... Have you seen the new revolutionary mascara? It makes your eyelashes so long you can curl them with an iron!"

"Benji made a CD up with eight hours of dance music. Well, it's not dance music, I mean it's eight hours of music we can dance to."

"This is just great, girls! I can’t believe it! I smell sweaty! I forgot to put on deodorant!"

"If there’s one thing I CAN’T TOLERATE it’s INTOLERANCE itself!"

"Now stop being a moron or my foot will connect with your verility really hard. Ok?"

"I want to get out of this closet!"

"You’re not afraid to be an outcast too if you knock around with Nino a little too much?"

"What? My drab, boring, Scottish, caramel-colored, curly hair might grow back in stiff, straight and jet-black?"

"It's the special Frappachino coffee, with grapefruit and milk! I also asked them to put in some cider vinegar to really boost the acidity!"

"When Panook, alias M. T. Bladder, decides to finally go to the toilet, the great mystery at Saint Judes, well, apart from the meatloaf in the cafeteria will be solved!"

"A madonna appeared before me and suddenly I was bent out of shape with admiration. Such feminity is woman. Eyes of steel behind velvet glasses."

"In any case, I’m the one Fred is madly in love with! Not that would roll around in the breadcrumbs of carnal bliss with him or anything, but show a little respect for his deep feelings!"

"A good relationship is based on honesty you know. One day you claim to have a little nest egg the next, an off shore oil account until finally you find yourself walking the streets in a blonde wig and stilettos to earn a little cash on the side. Tell her the truth."

"You've sheltered him ! He is not adequately prepared to deal with a relationship and it's..uh... responsabilities!"

"It's the new "Electric Fat- Eliminator" I bought it on the shopping channel. Thanks to this, I'll have a flat belly without ever breaking a sweat."

"I understand ... you're grown up and I have to give you some space… But I stumbled across a briefs sale, and I couldn't help myself..."

"Don't forget to put on your sun screen! If you're eating chicken, watch out for little bones. And don't go swimming right after you eat!"

"There's nothing like castration to calm a guy down!"

"Students are not permitted to touch or look at those files! What concerns you, is none of your business!!!"

"Teens shouldn’t take advantage of their parents’ absence to partake in shameful pleasures and dubious gratifications…"

"But when will I ever get to kiss a girl???"

"Fabienne, you’re the first real girl I’ve ever kissed. Starting now, you’re my only love!"

"You know, your balloons don't have to be super-big to look good"

"Statistics say that intelligent people are generally less happy..."

"Stop trying to understand life buddy-boy, that what's ruins it!"

"You must release all that negative energy! Go for it! Give me your best primal scream Fred!"

"I just finished my self portraits "Visages in Velvet"!"

"I think not."